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What is cobwebbed?
The Cobweb is the result of a girl being caught by surprise by a man's sudden and unexpected ejaculation landing on the other's face, after either hand stimulation or pulling off early during a blow job.
While Jane was playing with Tommy's stick, she didn't realize she was walking in to a cob web as Tommy was giving no hint as to how close he was to coming...SPLAT! Jane had just received her first cob web.
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Cobwebbed - what is it?
The hanging, draping, or stringing of cum on a girl's (or guy's if that is how you role) eye brow to their cheek.
Other acceptable placements.
Chin to neck, shoulder, or chest.
Eye brow to to nose or eyelash.
Nose to lip, cheek, or chin.
Girl: "Oh no, its dripping onto my chest!"
Guy: "Let it go babe. You just got a cobweb".
Girl: "I've been cobwebbed!"
What does "cobwebbed" mean?
The Extremely offencive way of dumping your girlfriend involving shagging her bearback from behind then pulling out and jaffing on your own hand while symoltaniously fleming onto her back to give her the impression that you jizzed on her back and when she turns around to look at you slapping her around the face with a hand full of your own jizz before running out of the joint before she can bite your cock clean off and spit it in your face.
I just cobwebbed my girlfriend... I don't think I like her anymore
Cobwebbed - what does it mean?
A state of being to describe a vulva that hasn't seen any cock action for many years.
She has cobwebs in her coochie.
Cobwebbed - meaning
dam, your cloths are covered in cobwebs
Cobwebbed - definition
When a person hasn't talked for a while, so their voice sounds like they need to clear their throat.
Adam has cobwebs because he plays counter-strike 24/7 instead of talking.
Cobwebbed - slang
When a women becomes so wet during sexual activity that when she closes he legs then reopens them vag-juice strings from thigh to thigh creating a cobweb like appearance
Liz got so turned on by him that when she opened her legs she was cobwebbing
Cobwebbed
To screw any chance of getting laid this evening or ever.
To stop any sexual action happening immediately, to shut down big time.
The definition of marriage when they want some and you aint gonna give it.
I didnt want to screw her so i cobwebbed it
Mate i think i cobwebbed it but i regret it coz i was drunk.
She caught me looking at porn so i cobwebbed it and finished myself off
Cobwebbed
When your walking through ally ways normally when there's bushes on one side and you get a line of cobweb in your face and you then have to rub your face to get it off.
Dude I just got Cobwebbed!
Ha Ha I'm behind so I'm OK.
Cobwebbed
The term "cobwebbing" is used to describe a woman who's vaginal cavern has not been explored for a long period of time. So long that the inactivty and lack of any human presence has left the vaginal cavern overwhelmed with the formation of cobwebs.
I haven't had sex in so long, I'm cobwebbing.