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What is cobweb?
The Extremely offencive way of dumping your girlfriend involving shagging her bearback from behind then pulling out and jaffing on your own hand while symoltaniously fleming onto her back to give her the impression that you jizzed on her back and when she turns around to look at you slapping her around the face with a hand full of your own jizz before running out of the joint before she can bite your cock clean off and spit it in your face.
I just cobwebbed my girlfriend... I don't think I like her anymore
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Cobweb - what is it?
A state of being to describe a vulva that hasn't seen any cock action for many years.
She has cobwebs in her coochie.
What does "cobweb" mean?
When a person hasn't talked for a while, so their voice sounds like they need to clear their throat.
Adam has cobwebs because he plays counter-strike 24/7 instead of talking.
Cobweb - what does it mean?
When a women becomes so wet during sexual activity that when she closes he legs then reopens them vag-juice strings from thigh to thigh creating a cobweb like appearance
Liz got so turned on by him that when she opened her legs she was cobwebbing
Cobweb - meaning
To screw any chance of getting laid this evening or ever.
To stop any sexual action happening immediately, to shut down big time.
The definition of marriage when they want some and you aint gonna give it.
I didnt want to screw her so i cobwebbed it
Mate i think i cobwebbed it but i regret it coz i was drunk.
She caught me looking at porn so i cobwebbed it and finished myself off
Cobweb - definition
When your walking through ally ways normally when there's bushes on one side and you get a line of cobweb in your face and you then have to rub your face to get it off.
Dude I just got Cobwebbed!
Ha Ha I'm behind so I'm OK.
Cobweb - slang
The term "cobwebbing" is used to describe a woman who's vaginal cavern has not been explored for a long period of time. So long that the inactivty and lack of any human presence has left the vaginal cavern overwhelmed with the formation of cobwebs.
I haven't had sex in so long, I'm cobwebbing.
Cobweb
during intercourse, after a male ejactulates into his hand, he slaps the female in the face, and tells them that you're through, and that he is breaking up with her.
"he gave me the cobweb, instead of just telling me that we're through"
Cobweb
The hanging, draping, or stringing of cum on a girl's (or guy's if that is how you role) eye brow to their cheek.
Other acceptable placements.
Chin to neck, shoulder, or chest.
Eye brow to to nose or eyelash.
Nose to lip, cheek, or chin.
Girl: "Oh no, its dripping onto my chest!"
Guy: "Let it go babe. You just got a cobweb".
Girl: "I've been cobwebbed!"
Cobweb
dam, your cloths are covered in cobwebs