Definder - what does the word mean?

What is clunch?

A clump and a bunch together, a heaping pile.

When the candy fell from the pinata it was such a big clunch that all the kids shit themselves.

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Clunch - what is it?

Poo Tung Clunch is how you say "Wu Tang Clang" in the Philippines.

Filipino Guy: I wanna gets a Poo Tung Clunch tattoo mons.

White Guy: Nice! You might want to make sure you get that thing spelled properly eh buddy?

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What does "clunch" mean?

A word invented by Jesse Ridgway (aka McJuggerNuggets) that can be used in a variety of ways.

"Did you see that shit? It was so clunch."

"I clunched my girlfriend last night."
"Don't try to clunch me."

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Clunch - what does it mean?

The ultimate attitude adjuster. The process of punching you annoying women directly into the clit.

Shut your mouth women otherwise you will suffer the clunch

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Clunch - meaning

A word used to describe female genitals (pussy or vagina etc...) Commonly seen in E4 Comedy The Inbetweeners

"There's gonna be loads of Clunch at this party"

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Clunch - definition

1. Hard pressed.
2. State of being or act of hard pressing.
3. An extreme pwning.

NOTE: An object is said to reach Clunch Completion when it becomes so clunchy that it cannot be clunched any more. An abbreviated term for this is Clunchkin.
NOTE 2: Clunching something quickly is called McClunching.

Even though I studied for a long time; that test completely clunched me.

Sometimes I feel that if another customer complains, I'll turn into a Clunchkin Case.

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Clunch - slang

It's like a blowjob, but instead of a penis, it's a foot, and instead of a mouth, it's a butthole.

Did you hear that Siena clunched Thomas at that party last weekend?

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Clunch

a lunch in / at the camp

We'll go to the river after a clunch.

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Clunch

when someone performs oral sex on a woman around midday/lunchtime

example 1:
man 1: lets go to a cafe im hungry
man 2: no thanks mate im still full from clunch

example 2: ladies that clunch: when lesbian or bi curious women give each other oral sex in their lunch hour.

example 3:

girlfriend: that was good lets do it again..
man: ah i cant, im all clunched out im afraid.

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Clunch

Another word for a vagina, cunt or pussy.

Lesbian 1: Munch my clunch bitch!
Lesbian 2 now performs cunnilingus on Lesbian 1

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