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What is clong?
To clone incorrectly; Corrupted DNA; The Opposite of Clone High
"Doctor wait! You've mixed the incorrect genetic specimens! We've made Clonges!"
"Ah well, put them with the rest of the Clonges..."
The Nurse stacks the babies on a cart and rolls them out of the room.
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Clong - what is it?
That awful feeling when you realize you have just said something horrible, or you are supposed to be somewhere you aren't, or have forgotten to bring/do/say something important. Cartoonist B. Kliban coined this term and defined it as 'a sudden rush of shit to the heart.'
She experienced a Grand Clong because she had just asked an acquaintance how the kids were, before remembering they had both died recently in a car wreck.
He received a text asking where he was, and immediately suffered a Grand Clong when he realized he was supposed to be at the Very Important Meeting instead of at a matinee movie showing.
Standing at the podium in front of the packed auditorium, a Grand Clong washed over her as she pulled her folded speech printout from her pocket and saw that it was her travel itinerary.
What does "clong" mean?
clinging onto a dong, according to dan.
Dude quit clonging onto dan :|
Clong - what does it mean?
A French clunge. For those for whom the word 'clunge' is just too graphic, this spelling and pronunciation give the word a whole new sophistication. (Created by my six-year-old daughter who started learning French - and slang words for human bits - this year.)
J'ai mal a la clonge. (I've got clunge-ache.)
Mummy has a hairy clonge.
Clong - meaning
Chlamydia ridden dong aka man whore
“Wouldn’t go bear him hun, he’s such a clong”
Clong - definition
The process of hitting a metallic object with a wooden spoon. It is known for making a CLONG sound. Therefore lies evidence clonging was around when pots and wooden spoons.
Dude, lets TOTALLY go to the kitchen and clong some pots!
Clong - slang
The Wise and Almighty essence of the female genitalia.
After a very long and tense coital session, the Glorious Clong finally appeared and revealed the hidden wonders of vaginal passion.
Clong
That sick, cold feeling you get when
you realise you have forgotten something
"Oh shit !", Peter exclaimed, as clong set in.
Clong
The hybrid penis/clitoris found on sexually maldeveloped females. Derived from clit/schlong. See also mung.
"Did you see the size of that hermaphro's clong?"
"Yeah dude, that whores totally getting a mungin'"
Clong
1. v. to hit or strike someone over the head with a very heavy metal object, usually flat, resulting in a loud clanging noise
2. v. To dash towards someone with the intent of clinging to them, but instead ending up knocking or ramming them over very violently
Ashriel clonged Coding with a pair of cymbals.