What is chocolate face?

A black male, that that tries to keep a 'low profile', and be inconspicuous in his community.

" He really is a genuine 'Chocolate Face'. No make up."

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chocolate face - video

Chocolate face - what is it?

Used to describe a beautiful,brown female of color,as a rich,sweet piece of chocolate.

That girl is a true chocolate face.

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What does "chocolate face" mean?

n. One who "has feces for a face", but encoded so children and/or significant-others won't know you just said, "shit-face".

"WHAT?! You're asking me to reimburse you for the shipping-costs for the Christmas gifts you just gave us?!?!

You are such an effing CHOCOLATE-LOG FACE!!!"

(A variant, "choc-logged", can also be applied to describe past-drunkenness. For example:

"Dude...Yeah! 'Um, yeah...I was definitely 'choc-logged' last night. Hehe....I have to go. Bye")

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Chocolate face - what does it mean?

See 'monkey face' but instead of semen human excrement is used

Male collects his faeces in a jar and applies to face of female, her pubic shavings are then applied to the excrement. Called chocolate monkey face

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Chocolate face - meaning

A baby chocolate face can be achieved by first having anal intercourse with a pregnant woman followed by vaginal intercourse. The feces at the end of the penis touches the fetus' face, hence baby chocolate face.

That pregnant woman just received a baby chocolate face.

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Chocolate face - definition

A game you play with your friends where you have to guess the number of chocolate faces you will see in a day or a period of time.

Rules:

You must choose the number of chocolate faces at the start of the game. Once you have chosen you cannot change the amount you choose.

All members of the game have to be present when a chocolate face is seen for the chocolate face to count.

You can't count the same one twice.

They have to be Genuine Chocolate faces, not Asians, half casts or other ethnicities.

When you see a Chocolate face walking down the street whilst eating fried chicken you win the day automatically.

When you see a chocolate face wearing a black suit, a hat and white trainers - you get 15 points.

Scoring system:
The Chocolate face game spans for a month, for every day you win you get 3 points, a draw 1 point and no points if you lose (obviously)

Once the month is finished whoever has the lowest points has to buy a hot chocolate and pour it over his face (once cooled obviously)

Useful Terms/tips:
Black Jack; A group of 11 Chocolate Faces

When playing this game in public instead of using the term "Chocolate face" please use "Genuine" in case you cause offence.

Do not play in London, It's pointless.

NOTE: You can also play this with a newspaper when it's raining and the chocolate faces don't come out.

The chocolate face game provides hours of fun for friends and family alike.

"Why did your mate tipped his drink on his face?"

"He lost the Chocolate Face Game"

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Chocolate face - slang

When the girl shits on your face during sex and the guy rubs it all over his face.

I had a good chocolate face last night.

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Chocolate face

Usually a man, but sometimes a woman, with a large, fat head, an exaggerated chin, small eyes, shorter hair, and extra large cheeks. They often have bags under their eyes. The chocolate faced are usually white and very American. They are often found on obese people, yet skinny or average people can also carry the "chocolate genes," and have a chocolate face as well.

The word "chocolate" is referring to the fact that these people look like they belong in a Willy-Wonka factory and/or lifestyle. They resemble the personification of a chocolate bar; if perhaps this person ate so much fudge, it is leaking through their every pore.

a) John Goodman.
b) "Did you see that guy over there?" "Yeah, he is so chocolatey!" "He has a wicked chocolate face!!"
c) "I went to the all you can eat buffet today, and there was a guy with a chocolate face in the next booth."
d) John Candy.
e) John Goodman.
f) Meatloaf. The singer.

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Chocolate face

Another name for a nigger, coon, spook, jungle bunny, mooncricket, uncle tom, a blacky, or a jigaboo

the man with the chocolate face has been near since my moneys gone

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Chocolate face

Slang term for black people (chocolate faces like the white equvalent pasty faces) or a black person (chocolate face like the white equvalent pasty face.) Not to be viewed as a racist term, as it simply describes the person by describing the face; just as the word black would be used in formal english.

Used frequentely in the Ali G Show by the characther Borat to describe black people.

Borat; what is the name of the man with the chocolate face who plays the cop in the films.
Cop; Eddie Murphy.

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