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What is chocolate dick?

An asshole that has sperm :
- Covering it
- Oozing from it
- Dripping from it
- Fingered from it
- Licked from it

"I think she's 'the one' Momma!!"

-That's wonderful dear, she reminds me alot of myself at her age - However did you know?
"When she begged me to munch her 'Chocolate and Cream Dick Donut' while she was workin away on my dishes and loading the front loader.. I only wish her Chocolate and Cream Dick Donut was as half as chocolaty and creamy as yours always is Momma"
- Awww.. You must be so very hungry dear , here's something for you to eat!

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Chocolate dick - what is it?

When you put it in the butt and u bouta bust a nut, but then u find out u got shit on yo dick.

Yo I just got dick chocolate bitch, from a thicc chocolate bitch.

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What does "chocolate dick" mean?

When one gets shit on their penis after anal sex.

Friend 1: After I pulled out it was covered in dick chocolate.

Friend 2: Gross.

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Chocolate dick - what does it mean?

chocolate you put on your cock befor putting it in

omg i need to buy some of that dick chocolate

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Chocolate dick - meaning

aka: poopnoodle
The consequences of anal fucking.

After i pulled out, my penis became.. dick chocolate.

She loves my dick chocolate.

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Chocolate dick - definition

normally referring to giant butt holes exploding or the sexual term butt pirate

joe1: hey
joe2:hey
joe1:hey
joe2:hey
joe1: NIGGA SUCK ON MY GIANT DICK CHOCOLATE

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Chocolate dick - slang

The act of squeezing impacted shit out of your pee hole like a zit to clear the blockage.

Yo man while I fucked her in the ass I must have been pushing a Hershey bar back up in there because it gave me a chocolate Dick zit.

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Chocolate dick

Getting a BJ after performing a devastating anal pounding to your partner. This move is performed best after the anal poundee has taken a messy shit and most likely still has some "chocolate" hangin around in their rectum.

see also (milk chocolate dick pop)

Last night i gave your sister a chocolate dick pop

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Chocolate dick

When you shit in a womans mouth and then she gives you head while rubbing the shit all over your dick, thus creating a chocolate coated cock

This girl at that party gave me a chocolate dick, my penis is still brown!

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Chocolate dick

A dick, once removed from a nasty anus.

Now im gonna slap you with my chocolate dick!

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