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What is chemical engineering?When you were 18, the university recruiters told you chemical engineering had "so much variety" and "so many opportunities!" Now, you're graduating 4 years later and have realized that your only two options include oil refining (making gasoline from crude oil) and plastics (making polyethylene from ethylene). Snooty grad-school materials researcher: "So what are you doing after you graduate?" chemical engineering - videoChemical engineering - what is it?Chemical-Engineering Hot is not so much the physical appearance of an individual of the female gender but more so the mental state of mind of her observer. It has been scientifically proven that throughout the years of undergraduate study, and being constantly exposed to a mass majority of ugly girls ones standard of what makes a girl hot dramatically decreases. The unfortunate side effect of this is known to make girls appear to be much more attractive than they really are on the street. 1st: Conversation between two male, 1st year Year Chemical Engineering Undergraduate What does "chemical engineering" mean?(1) Someone who wishes he or she was cool enough to do electrical engineering, but had to settle for something lower Tony is a chemical engineer because he enjoys suffering and pain. Chemical engineering - what does it mean?(1) a stupid son of a bitch who didn't know what he was getting himself into. Look at that bitch, he's a chemical engineer. Dude he must be high Chemical engineering - meaningA person who knows enough chemistry to confuse a chemist, enough math to confuse a mathematician, and enough physics to confuse themselves. Chemical Engineer: "hear this one. An electron and a positron walk into a bar" Chemical engineering - definitionA motherfucker who sold their soul to hours upon hours of endless studying and crying because they want to make bank starting out of college. Done so in only 4 to 5 years. Little Billy decided to become a chemical engineer. He hasn't laughed or smiled in 8 years. Chemical engineering - slangOne who does for profit what a chemist does for fun. See also Prostitute. What's the difference between a chemical engineer and a chemist? Chemical engineering1) Hardest of the engineering disciplines and probably the hardest undergrad major ever. By the time you are three years into it, you'll hear strange noises at night and get increasingly paranoid. Some go insane or so the legends tell. Dude 1: "What's your major man?" |
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