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What is mathematician?
A person who is an expert in determining the legal age of a person.
"She says she was born in '88. How old does that make her?"
"I don't know, go ask the jailbait mathematician."
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Mathematician - what is it?
Jose drew a circle and its radius and was deemed a mexican mathematician.
What does "mathematician" mean?
a person who studies abstract mathematical concepts, and will do literally anything to not study any real life application.
Person 1: I might major as a pure mathematician
Person 2: Why don't you do something more helpful, like an electrical engineer?
Person 1: I don't like society
Mathematician - what does it mean?
A person who has natural abilities in mathematics. Not much practice is needed, learning comes easily. Test taking is not too hard.
"wow, my friend is such a good raw mathematician, she never studies for math tests and makes straight A's!!!
Mathematician - meaning
the ultimate form of satan.
a mathematician ruined my life.
Mathematician - definition
A sexual act where one person (male or female) kneels at a man's side, and with the fingers of one hand probes the anus in a calculator-button pushing motion. The other hand grips the penis and strokes it in a crank handle fashion, as if he or she is operating an old-time crank-handle calculator.
Sally promised the college math professor that if she performed the mathematician on him he would shout out prime numbers at the top of his lungs.
Mathematician - slang
The one job everyone wants you to have but no one ever does have.
Everyone: You're going to become a mathematician one day.
You: No, no I'm not.
Mathematician
A person who suffers from obsessive compulsive proving disorder.
-Mike, did you know that every whole number greater than 1 is a prime number or a product of prime numbers?
-No I didn't... I am a mathematician I need to prove it... (cries uncontrollably) help me please...
Mathematician
Possibly, on average, the smartest people around since they can actually back up their knowledge with rigorous proof. Someone who specializes in pure or applied mathematics.
A mathematician is not happy until the proof is complete.
Mathematician
A mathematician is a device for turning coffee into theorems.
Asked for a testimony to the effect that Emmy Noether was a great woman mathematician, he said: I can testify that she is a great mathematician, but that she is a woman, I
cannot swear.