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What is ceeb?

A lame slang word describing an individuals lack of motivation or enthusiasm to do something.
It is overused by ignorant teens with the combined I.Q of a house brick.
The word is now used as a proclamation of one's loss of individuality, cognitive and descent into conformity.
The word has metamorphosed, now breaking basic grammar.

New variations include: jibs, cibs, what the ceebs

idiot teen no.1: i think i like insert persons name
idiot teen no.2: What the ceebs?

idiot teen no.3: man i should do this homework but im so ceebs
person: perhaps you should get off this facebook 'ceebs' group and do the work you idiot

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Ceeb - what is it?

(Pronounced 'Seebs') Short for "cba" which is an abbreviation for "can't be arsed". Used to show one's lack of emotion towards doing something.

Mark: Yo mate, you done the English homework?
Jimmy: Nahh ceebs to do it

Dave: Oi, you bangin' dat gal?
Marcus: Ceebs, she's too much effort, ya get me

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What does "ceeb" mean?

a word that was formed at Vancouver College which you use when refering to an asian person (chinese, japanese, vietmanese, korean etc...not indian etc.)

or a word for someone that is smarter than average

1a) god damn he is such a bad driver, he must be a ceeb

1b) richmond is full of ceebs

2) you got 102% on that math test... WOOOW your such a ceeb

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Ceeb - what does it mean?

An illness, often contracted around exam time, test revision, or when assignments are due. Having the ceebs is contagious, and only a very few and select students have immune systems that defend themselves against the ceebs.

Ian: This math assignment on the radius of bubbles is due tomorrow. Why have none of you started?

Student: Because we have the ceebs!

Student 2: I've had the ceebs all week.

Student 3: UGGH CEEEBBS.

Student 4: I'm going to update my facebook status to say 'I CAN'T WORK, BECAUSE I HAVE THE CEEBS.'

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Ceeb - meaning

derived from the meaning "cbf" - meaning cant be fucked.

person one: hey wanna go out somewhere?
person two: phft ceebs.

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Ceeb - definition

Ceebs is a state of mind, appropriated from the term CBF. Ceebs has less syllables than the abreviation CBF, thus enhancing the lack of enthusiasm.
It is almost impossible to cure and can have devastating side effects such as a reduction in health through the strong power of ceebs.

A: "Hey, wanna come for a walk?"
B: "Nah, ceebs"
A: "K...wanna watch a movie"
B: "I would...but ceebs"
A: "WELL FUCK YOU"

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Ceeb - slang

Internet slang, used as noob or cb. CB is the same, City Boy. "Ceeb", came from pronouncing CB. (See-Bee) so it was shortened to ceeb. still a jokingly offensive word, used by many small-town people, rednecks, hicks, or farmers.

haha you're such a ceeb! you don't know what a steed is?!

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Ceeb

Any non-integrated east Asian working to perpetuate any one of their collective stereotypes. The term was brought into use while heckling Asians playing basketball at lunch in Van City. Generally very disrespectful.

"You smell worse than that Ceeb eating rotten fish over there"

"Siiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiick Ceeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeb" - Usually hollered at your generic Asian pedestrian in a yellow pleather track suit from the window of a moving car. Ideally through a megaphone.

"I'm sick of all these ceebs taking over Vancouver"

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Ceeb

an asian, usually used by loc's from the 604 talking about their neighbours

'yo that ceeb can't drive'

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Ceeb

An abbreviation of "CBA", which is an abbreviation for "Cannot be arsed"

Used when you REALLY cannot be bothered to do something.

Katt: Come to the show tonight?

Josh: Ceeb

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