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What is catchers mitt?
A catchers mitt is when you place a wad of toilet paper or other absorbent material in your hand to catch an out of control ejaculation.
Sam: Dammit Daniel I had to clean the the t.v screen after I got done jerking off last night.
Daniel: Your fault you wouldn't have shot your load all over the screen if you would've had your catchers mitt handy
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Catchers mitt - what is it?
A large wad of toilet paper that you place into the blue water of a recently serviced porta-pottie just before you take a dump, so when the turd drops into the blue water it doesn't splash up to your butt. Giving you smurf butt.
I had a turtle head poking so I ran to the porta-pottie, only to find clear blue waters. So I made a catchers mitt and dropped it in.
What does "catchers mitt" mean?
An affliction of hand cramps resulting from spending long periods of time on all fours as the recipient of anal sex (or vaginal sex doggie style). Sometimes it involves splayed or swollen fingers that resemble a catcher's mitt. The term derives partly from catcher, meaning a bottom or recipient of anal sex.
A: How was your date last night?
B: Pretty good. We went all the way. But I was on all fours for so long and never really found a comfortable position for my hands, so I'm gonna have catcher's mitt all day today. Ouch. Probably won't be able to finish stitching that sampler till tomorrow. Oh, and my ass hurts too.
Catchers mitt - what does it mean?
Tricking someone with a handjob instead of penetration without their knowledge
I thought I was fucking her in the arse but she was giving me the catcher’s mitt
Catchers mitt - meaning
A word descirbing the appearance of a woman's worn out, tired ass vagina.
Damn, that bitch had a fuckin' catcher's mitt! Yeah, she was nasty, but fuck it, ya know?
Catchers mitt - definition
1.) A chic with some long-ass mud flap pussy lips...you blow it and it opens up like a catchers mitt...it'll swallow your dick whole.
I was gonna eat that pussy, until she opened up her legs...that shit was like a catcher's mitt! Wrinkly, overused, and abused.
Catchers mitt - slang
The guy in a fight takes all the punches. A bad fighters that always looses.
spectator: That guy was a real catchers mitt. Did he even get a punch in?
Catchers mitt
1.) Whatever device one uses in order to prevent an ejaculation from reaching nearby surfaces.
"Uh oh, where's my catchers mitt?!"
"Don't worry, I brought mine"
Catchers mitt
A dried out, purple pussy usually on an old broad who has not had sex in years. It looks like a vintage catchers mitt from the 1930's.
Beth has a catchers mitt for a snatch....
Catchers mitt
an old dry worn out vagina that has seen quite a bit of action.
Johnny lost his boner after seeing Jane's catchers mitt; he wondered who hadn't been between those meat curtains.