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What is carpet munch?

A lesbian that gets laid to often

You are a carpet munching vacume whore

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Carpet munch - what is it?

a big fat lesbian.

usually short and buff with short hair and likes to dress either "vintage" or like a man.

wow, that guy/girl looks like she would be a carpet munching muff diver.

i.e. Ellen. Katy Perry. Miley Cyrus.

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What does "carpet munch" mean?

a girl who acts like she is lesbian and does lesbian acts on the street just like a dirty whore.

"blow out is such a carpet munching sewer skank".

"damn look at that carpet munching sewer skank"

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Carpet munch - what does it mean?

A baby born into a lesbian family, will be a carpet munching baby

Lindzii is having a Carpet Munching Baby

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Carpet munch - meaning

Eating or licking a woman's vagina.

Diana: Lesbian porn is about the carpet munching technique.

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Carpet munch - definition

A lesbian, meaning one who enjoys licking or mouthing another female's pubic area (hence, "carpet").

God, Bridget is hot. But it turns out she's just a carpet munching lesbian. No fuck for me!

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Carpet munch - slang

cunilingus, eating pussy

He enjoys carpet munching

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Carpet munch

To eat a hairy pussy - to eat a shaved pussy it would be to "polish the floorboads"

do you prefer to polish the floorboards or carpet munching?

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Carpet munch

To perform oral sex on a female. Eat the vagina

My girl didn't shower this week and she wants me to carpet munch.

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