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What is captian?
Someone who has to go poop more than once in an eight hour shift of work.This person also times his poops during the busiest time of the day.
Boss:What is taking so long to get these cars washed?
Peon:Sorry sir but,you have me paired up with Captian Browneye.
Boss:Paging Capt.Browneye
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Captian - what is it?
The absolute owner of young girls.
An old white guy
What does "captian" mean?
A dude who bring girls on his boat, then fucks them, then makes the walk the plank! It's a fucking GREAT website because it has a mixture of porn and disrespect!
Dude, I saw Captin Stabbin fuck this broad, then make her walk the plank!
Captian - what does it mean?
An individual who greatly exceeds any know standards of shitbirdness.
Is D.T. fucking off at work or is he just hungover again? That guy is truly Captian Shitbird.
Captian - meaning
Someone who states something that is extremely obvious to the rest of us.
A person who is a little slower than the rest of us only to bring something to our attention way after it already happens.
C.O.- Hey ya'll the sky is blue!
U.S.- Thanks for the update Captian Obvious!
C.O.- That whore gave me the clap.
U.S.- No shit Captian Obvious that why she didn't charge you!
Captian - definition
by your powers combined...i am captian planet!
Captian - slang
Orinally a poem post Civil War that makes a metaphor comparing Lincoln to a captian of a boat who dies at the end, the phrase became famous from the 1989 movie "The Dead Poet Society" staring Robin Williams. The whole point of the phrase is that William's character was an English teacher who had his student's address him with that phrase while standing on their desks.
Good morning oh captian, my captian!
Captian
dana i captianize you. you are now captian
Captian
i had a party with the captain
Captian
Pertaining to one who is supreme. The name of a person who exceeds in every aspect of life. An amazing human being. A Captian.
Anyone who is known as amazing, awesome, stellar, or freakin sweet.
"Steve is a Captian because he is better then me at everything."