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What is Captin?
you are by far thay gayest creature to ever walk this earth and you to have your butt hole plessured
Julius is such a fucking ass captin
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Captin - video
Captin - what is it?
The sailors used this one in the old Navy days and still do. Before you go off for a long, lonely voyage, get yourself a tall jar and fill it completely with earthworms. When you get lonely, open the jar and fuck away. The earthworms will provide some slithery stimulation, and your protein load will keep them nicely fed and alive.
Nothin better than a "Captins Orders" on a lonely cruise.
What does "Captin" mean?
When you do a shit so long it touches the water before it leaves your ass hole
my mate did a captin cubical in amsterdam
Captin - what does it mean?
A male who masturebates non stop he has no remorse to his dick beating it till the skin peels off and makes a snake skin like shed and devores it
Alex is Captin Wankie because he won't stop fapping.
Captin - meaning
Someone who has cronic death breath, sometimes uses it as a weapon. Captin halitosis is small and smells a lot.
theres a kid in my school called luke roberts and he likes to play with kitties, he has the most pungent smell emitting from his mouth.
so we all call him captin halitosis
Captin - definition
verb. when someone does something with either brute force or amazing stupidity.
Glenn just went Captin America off the side of that moving truck. Wow man, you just Captin America-ed through that locked door!
Captin - slang
A kid with spiked up hair and glasses. Good at most things and is not scared to exploit it. When he does well in an exam for example. he will say nothing and sit there with a smug-ass look on his face
Connor: Oh look at my exam result
Bradley: thats good. why is he looking at us with that smile
Connor: Don't worry look at him he is a captin smug
Captin
The front seat side passenger that works as the driver's hands. Holds drink's, texts, shift's gear's, changes stations..
Dude, your my co captin on my way up to Florida.
Captin
This is a person who has the wonderful gift of pointing out everything that is obvious. This person will never miss a chance to tell you something all to obvious, to the point you would like to choke them. Most of these people are usually great big pains in the ass.
Tony *watching a hockey game and eatin pizza*
Skippy: So watching the hockey game,huh.
Tony: yep
Skippy : Eating some pizza.
Tony: YES,anything else you see captin obvious?
Captin
a man who controls cats
he who loves boritoes
the one who stole our hearts
CAPTIN!!!!!!!!!!