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What is canned peaches?
The best weed ever, smells like a mix between canned peaches and jesus' ball sweat. Its especially great when gabe packs a fat bowl.
Hey can you get me some of that can of peaches?
No fuck your mother
canned peaches - video
Canned peaches - what is it?
the act of achieving either orgasm or ejaculation or both without the help of a partner.
darren: we jehovah witnesses don't believe in sex before marriage.
matt: so you can your own peaches?
darren: nope. touching oneself for pleasure is also forbidden.
What does "canned peaches" mean?
(Noun) Calling someone a virgin; referring to someone's virginity (mostly referring to a girl's virginity)
Cara: Gosh I'm so horny right now. I really need a fuckbuddy.
Me:Hun, you're a closed can of peaches. You can survive without dick.
Canned peaches - what does it mean?
Salvation. In its purest form.
Frank: Dude, I am so hungry right now.
Johnny: Canned peaches?
Frank: Yessssssss. Thank you, God
Canned peaches - meaning
A slang term for sexual intercourse. It comes from the action of sticking a penis in a vagina or asshole, which is similar to putting peaches and syrup into cans.
Man 1: Me and my girlfriend's grandma were "canning peaches" last night!
Man 2: Really?? Well while you were doing that last night, I was "canning peaches" with your mom!