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What is call mom?
(November 20th)- On this day you have now have permisson, by me, to (call your teacher mom)!
(Student) - "Hey, Mom!"
(Teacher) - "Detention!!"
(Student) - "But its November 20th! (Call your teacher "mom") day!"
(Teacher) - "Im sorry, I must have been mistaken! No detention today!"
call mom - video
Call mom - what is it?
originally derived from "your mom" but suffixing the "called" after a brief pause to add comedy and confussion to the recipiant
person a: dude, you're dumb
person b: oh yeah... well... your mom!... called.
person a: (confused) seriously?
What does "call mom" mean?
A variation of the "Mother Insult" type of joke/taunt. My friends and I use this as playful banter.
Person A: Hey, your mom called.
Person B: Yeah?
Person A: Yeah, she wants to know if she can borrow some batteries for her vibrator. (Or something equally disturbing)
Call mom - what does it mean?
A demonic ritual to summon the devil and Hideo Kojima
OOH NO GUYS CALLING YOUR MOM AT 3AM OHH NO CAPTAIN JOHN SMITH CAME TO MY HOUSE
Call mom - meaning
Shit, I got 2 missed calls from mom! I'm dead for...
Call mom - definition
When your mom calls you from the opposite side of the house to do a task that she could've done herself.
Dude I had a mom call yesterday, she just wanted me to hand her the remote when it was at her feet.
Call mom - slang
An excuse for temporarily leaving a room full of friends, usually to go masturbate.
Hey dude, where did you go just now?
Oh, uh, I just went to the bathroom to call my mom. It's been like 2 or 3 days since I've had the chance to call my mom!
Call mom
v. get someone in trouble.
Someone takes your stuff.
You respond with,
"Dude, I'm going to call my mom!"
Call mom
An alibi for jacking off without being interrupted by a nosy roommate. Often serves as a replacement to fixing a broken lock or crooked bedroom door.
"No, I don't think Drew can come to the pool with us. He's calling mom and you know how chatty they get. We better just leave him alone in his room for the next few hours."
Call mom
When someones voice command menu on their phone says "Please say a command," at a non mother friendly moment everyone yells "Call Mom" in hopes that the phone will call the cell owner's mother.
Person 1: Stop hogging that joint.
Person 2's phone: Please say a command.
Person 1+3+4+5: CALL MOM!
Person 2: shit shit shit shit
*scrambles to hang-up phone*