"This notion that the United States is getting ready to attack Iran is simply ridiculous. And having said that, all options are on the table."
"I want to thank the President and the CEO of Constellation Energy, Mayo Shattuck. That's a pretty cool first name, isn't it, Mayo. Pass the Mayo."
"Border relations between Canada and Mexico have never been better. "
"We got an issue in America. Too many good docs are gettin' out of business. Too many OB/GYNs aren't able to practice their -- their love with women all across this country."
"I'm looking forward to a good night's sleep on the soil of a friend."
Fresh Bushism : "There is no doubt in my mind when history was written, the final page will say victory was achieved by the United States of America for the good of the world."
Number of peculiar words, phrases, pronunciations, malapropisms, and other grammatical mistakes that have been made during the presidency of both George Bush and his son, George W. Bush.
"Rarely is the question asked, is our children learning?"
"Nigeria is an important continent."
"You're working hard to put food on your family."
"Africa is a nation that suffers terrible disease."
"We cannot let terrorists and rogue nations hold this nation hostile or hold our allies hostile."
"Make no mistake about it, I understand how tough it is, sir. I talk to families who die."
"They misunderestimated ..."
There's an old saying in TennesseeβI know it's in Texas, probably in Tennesseeβthat says: fool me once, shame on ... (long pause) shame on you? (long pause) Fool me - you can't get fooled again."
A term that made millions realise that President Bush wasn't really making stupid blunders at all, and in fact IS mentally fit to lead an entire country!
Unintentional pieces of wisdom created by George W. Bush (for whom the word is named) while he was not looking at the teleprompter during a speech.
"We ought to make the pie higher."
"Free societies are hopeful societies. And free societies will be allies against these hateful few who have no conscience, who kill at the whim of a hat."
"I know what I believe. I will continue to articulate what I believe and what I believeβI believe what I believe is right."
George W. Bush: βThe vast majority of Iraqis want to live in a peaceful, free world. And we will find these people and we will bring them to justice.β
"I believe that the human being and the fish can coexist peacefully."
"She's a West Texas girl, just like me."
"More and more of our imports come from other countries."
"I know how hard it is to put food on your family."
"I understand small businesses. I was one."
We had a chance to visit with Teresa Nelson who's a parent, and a mom or a dad.
Wow, Brazil is big.
We look forward to hearing your vision, so we can more better do our job
But let me say something: the United States government has an obligation to protect the American people. It's in our country's interests to find those who would do harm to us and get them out of harm's way
I hear there's rumors on the uh (pause) INTERNETS that we're going to have a draft
I want to thank my friend, Sen. Bill Frist, for joining us today. β¦ He married a Texas girl, I want you to know. (Laughter.) Karyn is with us. A West Texas girl, just like me
The most important job is not to be governor, or first lady in my case