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What is brony?
A gay or bi-sexual male that takes pleasure in watching a tv show for little girls. Possibly to meet little girls or because their mental capacity is that of a little girl. They are often associated with skinny jean hipsters that listen to dub step or emo core.
Ways to avoid being a brony:
1. Eat steak
2. Don't go to gay bath houses
3. Never listen to Skrillex or refer to dub step as music
4. Avoid going to concerts where skinny jeans is acceptable leg wear
5. Grow a beard like a real man
6. SWED, just don't become a mindless pot head
7. Listen to real metal
8. Learn to shoot a gun/ride a motor cycle
If you at any point think you might be becoming a brony, you should take the following steps:
1. Beat up a hipster (In their own house if you can)
2. Shoot said gun. Maybe at a small horse
3. Eat more steak
4. Write Skrillex hate mail... Wait, nevermind. He isn't worth your time. Just go beat up another Hipster
5. Find out why you can't grow a beard and fix it. Acting like a real man helps but can take years to correct
6. Listen to metal
Brony - "Hey whats going on?"
Straight MAN - "Wow, they don't make men like they used to. What the hell happened to you? Do your parents know you are a fag?"
brony - meme gif
brony - video
Brony - what is it?
One step below a faggot. But to be legit an oldder male who enjoies watching my little pony. they also enjoy being gay and sucking pony dick
BRONY: OMY GOD I WAS WATCHING MLP IT WAS SO FUNNY
BRONY 2: I KONW RIGHT BROHOOF
GAY GUY: YOU GUYS ARE HELLA GAY
WOMAN: ARE YOU GUYS VIRGINS
BRONIES: YES WHY
WOMAN:NO REASON
What does "brony" mean?
a brony is a fan of the show my little poney; they all are extreamly gay. it can be used as a term for asking for anal rape. most fans are usually retards with a lack of any sense.
yesterday i saw a bunch of bronys on chat roulete, i almost vomited
Brony - what does it mean?
my little pony fans, usually older men that for some odd reason still enjoy the show.
'dude i heard your dads a brony!"
"yea...he steals my rainbow dash and pinkie pie sometimes..."
Brony - meaning
The most amazing and kind and loving people on the planet. Bronies are 'usually' males who watch My Little Pony.
You're a brony, aren't you?
Eeyup.
Brony - definition
A stupid grown up male who makes out with posters of ponies from MLP. They treat the MLP universe like a religion. They can't go one day without watching a whole season. They also copy brofists with brohoofs, which are the exact same thing. They fail to compromise with anti-bronies and always want their own way.
Brony: HEY, did you watch the new episode of MLP?
Normal Guy: No, I don't watch shows for girls.
Brony: WH-WH-WHAT? WHY NOT?
Normal Guy: You're stupid. Your friends are stupid. Your whole FANBASE IS STUPID!
Brony: DON'T SAY THAT! LOVE AND TOLERANCE!
(brony walks off chanting "LOVE AND TOLERANCE")
Normal Guy: Yeah. Go off and make love with a Rainbow Dash plush.
Brony - slang
A male who is a highly obsessed fan of My Little Pony:Friendship Is Magic which age can range about 12-30 but some of them can get butthurt at you if you insult/express you're opinion about the show, their fanbase, and or themselves. It usually depends on the person at certain points.
Ex1.
A friend: Errr what the fuck am I watching?
Brony: Dude this show is awesome look at the animation and the characters have great dialogue.
A friend: Sorry but I don't think I'll like this show it kind of seems a bit off for me.
Brony: Oh well everyone has their own opinions and interests.
Ex2.
A guy: Dude why the fuck are you watching a show for little girls?
Brony: Because I think the show is well animated and has a great dialogue.
A guy: You're probably gay for watching that girly show.
Ex3.
Brony: Oh my god like I love this show a lot!!! BROHOOF! /)
A guy: Uh.... I don't mean to offend anyone but I feel that I don't like watching this show...it seems a bit off from my perspective.
Brony: Fuck you...you hater......you are just hating this show, because you are jealous that you didn't come up with such a masterpiece!
A guy: Err wtf are you talking about?
Ex4.
A guy: OMFG THIS SHOW IS SO FUCKING GAY ANYONE WHO WATCHES THIS IS GAY AND MASTURBATES TO THE PONIES ALL DAY!
Brony: STFU HATER!! Your mom probably didn't love you and you're hating on such a beautiful work of art just to get attention and I will love and tolerate the shit out of you!
Ex5.
A friend: Man...that show is great.
Brony: Awesome Ain't it?
Brony
Bronies are fans of the show My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic. They don't necessarily need to be from LGBT or furries. Some of them prefer to be secret to don't be humiliated. Just because they watched a cool show like any other anime or something.
EXAMPLE 1: Converting a friend to Brony
Brony: Since you're my best friend I need to say something, well I'm a brony.
Friend: LUL UR SO GAY U WATCH A GIRLY SHOW???
Brony: No I'm not. It's a great show and you should watch it before judging.
Friend: LUL IM NEVER GOING TO WATCH THIS SHIT
* 1 hour later *
Friend: Hey, I'm sorry for what I said. The show is AWESOME! My favorite pony is Rainbow Dash!
Brony: Welcome to the herd!
EXAMPLE 2: Parents (Your enemies)
Parents: Hey we should see what our son is doing on his Netflix profile. We hope he isn't watching anything 18+... (click profile)
WHAT? He watches MY LITTLE PONY? ALL THE SEASONS? This is WORSE! WE NEED TO BAN HIM FROM NETFLIX! OH NO!
Brony: forced to accept his ban just because he watched a cool show and people judging him are his parents and if he tries to say them to watch the show he can have more punishments
EXAMPLE 3: Look At Yourself Before Judging Others
Brony: I watch MLP.
Otaku: HUH WTF U WATCH THIS SHIT CARTOON
Brony: What do you watch?
Otaku: Ye I watch Pokemon
Brony: What's the difference? Both are targeted to kids but both are entertaining for young to adult audiences.
Otaku: huh yeah ur right
Brony
A fan of the popular My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic animated show, developed by Lauren Faust.
Usually enjoys taking part in communities related to the show.
May or may not use a name inspired by the show and/or an image from the show as an avatar.
Typically tries to stay open minded, civil and tolerant.
Word comes from "bro" and "pony", but applies to both genders.
Person A: Hey, is that My Little Pony that you're watching?
Person B: Yeah, I'm a brony. The show was developed by Lauren Faust, who was involved with Powerpuff Girls. The animation is above average, and it isn't dumbed down as most animated shows these days. Give it a try, you might like it.
Brony
someone who watches my little pony
"Yo dude I didn't know you were a brony".