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What is bransoning?
To receive a gay sex act of oral or hand releif from a recently married man.
"look at him he's itching for a branson"
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Bransoning - what is it?
hot guy that stands out in a big group and gets along with everyone,very good with the ladies and is good at getting his way and can be very sweet. Loves to make everyone laugh at his jokes
That Branson kid is hilarious!!
What does "bransoning" mean?
Ah, the Branson—a libation as alluring as the Ozark hills, its genesis inspired by the vibrant, yet quaint Branson, Missouri. Picture a tableau of country music, twinkling theater lights, and verdant golf courses. Now translate that into liquid form. Infused with the effervescent zing of sugar-free Red Bull, harmoniously mingled with the apple-infused aristocracy of Crown Apple, the Branson is punctuated by a sultry splash of cranberry juice—a nod to the fleeting colors of an Ozark sunset.
Like Branson itself, this cocktail is a paradox: sophisticated yet approachable, bustling yet tranquil. To sip the Branson is to be transported to a lakeside theater where banjos play softly and every firefly adds a flicker to your night. Just one taste, and you're no longer a tourist; you're part of the legend.
I’d like to order The Branson please, make it a double.
Bransoning - what does it mean?
Branson is the hottest guy, but a complete weirdo. He is not gay, but might act like it sometimes. He can’t do math to save his life and can’t speak. All the thots seem to like him
Ahhh Branson is so hot, but I think he is into boys
Bransoning - meaning
A place where washed-up country music singers, one-hit-wonders, has-beens and never-weres go to die.
Tony Orlando and Dawn are performing nightly in Branson.
Bransoning - definition
N. Chronic non-fatal illness proposed to be caused by close contact with an ugly or diseased looking person.
Colloquialism - Originally coined from contracting severe flu from contact with a person named Branson.
"Dude, I have Bransonitis", "Who did you catch that Bransonitis from?"
Bransoning - slang
a series of clones that all wear glasses
hey you have glasses, you're a Branson
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A branson is someone who keeps god close to heart, understands things. Always able to make people laugh. The class clown in the best way. One of the most cutest guys around. Cares about everyone even if they don’t know him. You will never see branson not wearing camouflaged crocs
Have you seen the cute guy over there?
Yeah that’s Branson
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You'd be lucky to have a Branson in your life. He is sweet, adorable, smart, and extremely funny. He is mostly introverted, but around friends and loved ones he comes out of his shell. Branson usually feels misunderstood, and usually confides only in a close friend or loved one. When he falls for someone, he loves them more than anything in the world, and he'd do anything for them. He is a loyal and caring friend, and he cares about you more than you know, he just doesn't want to admit it. Keep him close, for he truly brings you happiness and brightens up your life.
What's Branson like?
Oh, he is one of a kind.
Bransoning
the act of locking yourself in a closet with a female and taking yours and her clothes off"
Holy shit bro he's bransoning her in the closet