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What is boy scout?

A group that, like german's, are criticized and stereotyped based off of a few of their number. While many Boy Scouts are unskilled, uncoordinated marshmallows, there are some among them who are very competent, skilled, and mature. And for the record, calling boy scout's gay is like special olympics retarded, because it is a publicly anti-homosexual organization. Some scouts take what they do very seriously, and are greatly offended when people stereotype them. Many of these skilled Boy Scouts, who generally become eagle scouts, which as you probably know is the most prestigious thing a youth in our country can do, are highly trianed in the use of knives, bows, firearms, wilderness survival, first aid, and firebuilding. They are extremely dedicated and honorable young men, who work their asses of to do what they do. Many will go on to become soldiers and special forces operators, politicians, police officers, teachers, firemen, doctors, and other professions people rely on. So next time, just think, when you and your friends are sitting making fun of these boys, besides the fact he could probably kill you before you knew he was mad, that he may be the person who you need to protect you, or lead you, or save you one day. Remember that.

Guy 1: Hey did you hear? Johnny was making fun of Mike the other day, and Mike stabbed Johnny in the knee, tore out 4 of his teeth, and choked him to death with a square knot.
Guy 2: Holy Balls!!!??!! Where did he learn to do that?
Guy 1: Boy Scouts.
Guy 2: Seems legit....

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boy scout - video


Boy scout - what is it?

The sexual act of using one's hands to stimulate or erect their partner's penis by using the stick fire-starter motion, commonly used in boy scouts.

"We were in the bathtub the other night and she totally did the boy scout on me!"

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What does "boy scout" mean?

A Member of the Organization founded by Lord Baidan Powell in the early 1900's. It was an organization primarily used to teach young boys about life, the great outdoors and life skills. Today it is primarily an organization for parents who unfortunately gave birth to imputant, weak, degenerate, spat upon children, or children thereof, to drop off at a cheap place for a few hours so that they can go party and forget about the fact that they ever gave birth to such a child. These Children are usually moleste at a young age and although may not have entered the system as wierdo, sometimes-goth, pyromaniac, odd guy in the corner who stares at you kids, but they certainetly leave as them. ...Also they are handy at making knots.

1. "Hey Laurence - could you come tie this knot for me?"
"Sure Vinny, ...here you go."
"Man you are such a bitch, and you smell like asparagus."
2. "I just saw a boy scout yesterday."
"Did you knife him?"
"no but i made him give me his badges in exchange for a bag of dog shit."
"hahahaha - what a fucking tool."

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Boy scout - what does it mean?

A kid dressed like an idiot commanded by a real idiot dressed as a kid.

Look at that idiot, he must be a boy scout.

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Boy scout - meaning

1)A boy who is a member of the Boy Scouts.
2)Slang term for a man or boy who is considered to be naive.

Gang Leader: "So squirt, what brings you to these mean parts of town?"
Kid: "Oh I'm just walking around selling these candy bars as a fundraiser for my troop."
Gang Leader: "Wow, are we being straight-up econ here!"
*Gang leader points and laughs at the kid as other gang members surround him and laugh at him as well*
Kid: "Um, hey, just what the heck is so funny anyway? Would you like to buy some of my candy?"
Gang Leader: "Looks like you went to the wrong place and picked the wrong guys to sell to, Boy Scout!"





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Boy scout - definition

a kid who got screwed over by overzealous parents who wanted said kid in harvard. Most boyscouts hate the program and sneak contrabrand music players to camps and swear at bystanders. (at least me anyway)

loser:"Hey you're a boy scout, what a fag!!!"
coolboyscout:"Go thumb your pocket protector you dipshit before I kick your ass."

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Boy scout - slang

VERB: used when doing something that a boy scout would do. something that would be easy for a boy scout to do, but a little bit harder for the common folk.

Guy #1: "dude! you just went completely boy scout on that tent!"
Guy #2: "i know man! it was awesome! but not quite as awesome as how you boy scouted that fire!"

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Boy scout

An organization that is strongly misunderstood. Although gays are not allowed, a few slip in, giving it a bad name. Boy scouts do not knit or sell cookies, but rather do shit that most people are afraid to do. Rock climibing, 100 mile long hikes, playing with fire, and eating food that you have cooked outside on dishes that have never been washed are the favorites. Those that are not home-schooled are often athletic and have at least one girlfriend.

Dude I wish I was a boy scout.

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Boy scout

a group of mainly white people that every one thinks is queer but all they do all day is burn shit and cut stuff. most know more then 345 ways to kill you

gangster:boy scouts are fags
boy scout:what nigga
gangster:do somthin
boy scout: ..........
boy scout: gangster rip

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Boy scout

A member of an organization that is miserably misunderstood. In the boyscouts most of the boys spend their time playing with knives, fire,and guns. Most people say they are wimpy nerds when in fact most of them are experts with knives and could kill you from fifty feet with a spoon. On camping trips they play knife games and try to set everything they can on fire. Boy scouts do not learn good values and how to eat bugs they become experts with dangerous weapons.

Average guy: Hey look it's a wimpy little boyscout hahaha.
Boy Scout:...
Average guy: AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!(lying on ground with 6 knives in his chest, all of his fingers removed, set on fire, and three tomahawks in his stomach).

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