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What is Boy Scout?
A man with genitals so cleanly shaven he resembles a prepubescent boy.
Sally: How was your date with Brad last night?
Amber: He was a total Boy Scout. Not a single hair on his package.
Sally: Good, so no pubes in your teeth?
Amber: Yep, like a good Boys Scout he came prepared.
Boy Scout - video
Boy Scout - what is it?
A member of a Boy Scout Troop that is MIS-stereotyped as nerdy losers.Each troop consists of 3 types of teenagers : #1 Faggots about 15% of the troop, #2 rejects trying to fit in about 5% of the troop, #3 the badass people who know what there doing and teach there scout friends to do the same. All of them (Fag's and Rejects included) carry knives ,primarily switchblades, around everywhere ,theey never get in trouble for it :D, and can kill you in over 9000 ways with weapons ranging from an M&M/Skittle to a flamethrower that that they made from a soda bottle,3.5 sharpened twigs ,underpants ,duct tape, one slice of meatlovers pizza and a discarded zippo. They can take down anyone/anything ranging from a redneck to Michigan state SPARTAN mascot to an alien robot
1 hey did you hear, cole's patrol just walked in Afghanistan and killed all the terrorists with paperclips, and all got girlfriends at the same time
2 how the hell did they do that!?!
1 well there was a box of paperclips
2 no not that, the girlfriend part
1 oh... they're boy scouts
2 that explains it
What does "Boy Scout" mean?
A girl who hunts for guyz basically
when a girl says they are/were a boy scout it doenst mean they were part of ur boy scout troop, it means they hunted for boyz
Kara: "I was a boy scout the other day" Frederick "boy scout?"
Boy Scout - what does it mean?
A man who plays it safe, does everything by the books, and is in line with authority. Often used to describe Superman, who is a goody two shoes who follows the rules.
Guys deemed a boy scout are almost always annoyingly lame, and a brown noser. They hold up quick progress in places, such as a job, if others are trying to do things fast and in another way that works; the boy scout insists on doing things by the books. A boy scout has to do everything right or they feel the world will fall apart at every seam.
If you're in high school, the clear boy scouts are the ones kissing the teachers ass, also know as the teacher's pet. They're the kind that snitches on you, won't break rules even in the slightest, and are hardasses for no reason; just to be
Dave is a damn boy scout, he won't let you get away with anything, even the slightest offense. Dave couldn't live without the rules.
Boy Scout - meaning
A type of very poor quality marijuana.
"Hey man I got that presidential kush and instead you are just smoking that Boy Scout"
Boy Scout - definition
Okay so all the definitions are from triggered boy scouts that had to come here and try to create a badass description for themselves, so I had to correct them.
Majority of boy scouts are cocky pussies that think they know shit because they can use a lighter. In reality, they'd break an arm trying to handle a shotgun because they're that full of themselves after they got their own pocket knife.
Some boy scouts are exceptions, actually applying their knowledge to whatnot and using their ranks for a better chance at good scholarship cash. Unfortunately, these humble ones are few in number.
Then there is the derogatory term 'boy scout' used to describe the lesser, more pathetic types of people. This is an 'insult' mainly used by your friendly neighborhood highschool quarterback in an attempt to start something, only resulting in him appearing as the idiot that he is (Except to his incompetent followers who will still respect him somehow).
Just a note- Don't be a defensive cunt trying to make boy scouts appear badass. You are not Danny Devito, stop thinking you know shit.
I don't care so much about boy scouts anymore, but I'm going to become an Eagle Scout anyways. It'll look good on me resume.
Boy Scout - slang
A definition that has been thoroughly tainted by the other UD contributors. Boy scouts are not highly trained assassins who know over 9000 ways to kill someone. They do not try to set everything on fire, and any scout who paid any attention would know that a knife is not a toy, and under normal circumstances should not be used as a weapon. A boy scout is, on average, a preteen-adult who has an interest in developing useful skills, connecting with nature, or just making some friends with common interest.
UD Twat: Boy scouts r crazy and will fuck ur shit up if you cross them!!
Actual Boy Scout: No, we aren't all about violence the way you think we are. Please don't say stupid things like that.
Boy Scout
A member of an elite organization that is almost a pre-military organization. Most members teach themselves how to throw knives. They also know how to shoot guns, and survive in the wilderness. Almost all of them are athletic and involved in sports. Simply, they are beasts in all areas.
Terrorist: I'm going to kick your ass, bitch!
*Boy Scout gives the Terrorist the "Death Stare."*
Bystander: I don't think that's such a good idea... he's a boy scout.
Terrorist: I don't care I'm gonna kill this little mother fu...
*Boy Scout blocks the Terrorist's punch, breaks his arm, and then flips him on the ground. The Boy Scout then puts the Terrorist in a headlock until he passes out. The Boy Scout then proceeds to carry the Terrorist into the woods where he ties him up in a tree.*
Boy Scout
A married or unmarried male who is all of what the Boy Scouts aspire to be in public or in private.
You were married and alone, but bragged up your family in mixed company. You didn't hit on me. You didn't touch my thigh or grab my arm. You met me in a public place each night, and sent me away as such. You were a gentleman. You pulled out my chair. You are what all women want, but none can achieve. You are a Boy Scout.
Boy Scout
A group that, like german's, are criticized and stereotyped based off of a few of their number. While many Boy Scouts are unskilled, uncoordinated marshmallows, there are some among them who are very competent, skilled, and mature. And for the record, calling boy scout's gay is like special olympics retarded, because it is a publicly anti-homosexual organization. Some scouts take what they do very seriously, and are greatly offended when people stereotype them. Many of these skilled Boy Scouts, who generally become eagle scouts, which as you probably know is the most prestigious thing a youth in our country can do, are highly trianed in the use of knives, bows, firearms, wilderness survival, first aid, and firebuilding. They are extremely dedicated and honorable young men, who work their asses of to do what they do. Many will go on to become soldiers and special forces operators, politicians, police officers, teachers, firemen, doctors, and other professions people rely on. So next time, just think, when you and your friends are sitting making fun of these boys, besides the fact he could probably kill you before you knew he was mad, that he may be the person who you need to protect you, or lead you, or save you one day. Remember that.
Guy 1: Hey did you hear? Johnny was making fun of Mike the other day, and Mike stabbed Johnny in the knee, tore out 4 of his teeth, and choked him to death with a square knot.
Guy 2: Holy Balls!!!??!! Where did he learn to do that?
Guy 1: Boy Scouts.
Guy 2: Seems legit....