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What is boner shrinker?
When someone in your group is no fun and tries to ruin the fun for the group.
We were at the strip club and Norman was being such a boner shrinker and wouldn't stop talking about his problems.
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Boner shrinker - what is it?
When you're really excited about something that is gonna happen and someone else says something negative to ruin your excitement.
Tom " o man Zack! I can't wait to see my girlfriend tonight!
Zack " yeah bro.. too bad she died today and you didn't hear about it until just now!
O BURN!!!!!!!!! That's a real Boner shrinker huh? Wow..Heh I'm so glad MY girlfriend is still alive and not dead like yours"
What does "boner shrinker" mean?
A phrase used by men to describe something or someone so ugly it "shrinks their boner" or immediately halts an erection.
"Awww man, I saw my grandma naked last night, total boner-shrinker."
Boner shrinker - what does it mean?
Any situation that causes you to lose your boner very rapidly.
1. When you are masturbating and your parents walk in giving you a "Boner-Shrinker".
2. Waking up in the middle of a sexy dream with a hard-on next to your FAT UGLY companion lover giving you a "Boner-Shrinker".
3. When you are at the beach with a bunch of hot chicks and you have a boner. Then you get in the ice cold water.
4. Hilary Clinton would also be considered a "Boner-Shrinker"
Boner shrinker - meaning
Someone so unattractive that it totally turns you off, AKA makes you lose your boner.
On SNL, "Hilary Clinton" called herself a boner shrinker.
I was getting so horny checking out a hot underwear model the other day- then a guy so ugly walked in that I was completely incapable of staying aroused. What a boner shrinker.
Boner shrinker - definition
When referring to a man's erection as a boner, a boner shrinker would be anything that diminishes it. Most likely an unattractive woman. Made famous by the 9/13/2008 opening skit of Saturday Night Live dialog by Tiny Fey and Amy Poehler:
FEY AS PALIN: "So we ask reporters and commentators, stop using words that diminish us, like 'pretty,' 'attractive,' 'beautiful.'"
POEHLER AS CLINTON: "'Harpy,' 'shrew' and 'boner shrinker.'"
Boner shrinker - slang
A woman that is ugly, bitchy, harpy, shrewish, or has any other unattractive characteristic that makes her sexually undesirable to a man. Said of a woman that temporarily kills sexual desire because of physical or personality traits that do not a man want to have her.
Joe: "Kate is a Boner Shrinker."
Alex: "Yeah, she ain't very pretty."
Joe: "Not just that, but she is a complete bitch. That is what I meant."
Boner shrinker
(noun). Comment, concept or event that is a sexual turn off (especially to men). Libido suppressor.
Hillary Clinton is a real boner shrinker - If I need to take a cold shower, but don't have access to water, I just imagine her face or voice.
Boner shrinker
A woman who is completely undesirable.
She's so ugly, she's a boner shrinker!