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What is blueberry muffins?
Part of the BRO CODE
When a bro is intoxicated and chatting-up a girl (one of exceptionally bad quality), it is ANOTHER bros responsibility to warn his bro of the bad decision he is about to make.
In this situation the term "blueberry muffins" is subtly used as code for "Get the fuck out of there! ABORT ABORT!".
Bro sees his bro in trouble and subtly codes to him: "DUDE!! Lets go get some BLUEBERRY MUFFINS!"
blueberry muffins - video
Blueberry muffins - what is it?
a blueberry muffin is a diseased vagina.
i had sex last week and now im pretty sick - that girl must've had a blueberry muffin.
What does "blueberry muffins" mean?
It happens every May. You come back from school only to find your female friends from high school getting fatter and fatter. The term blueberry muffin describes a girl who, despite meeting that description, continues to wear the same clothes she did in high school. If you haven't made the connection between the girl and the muffin, take a look at the part of the muffin which flops over the wrapper.
-From Collegehumor.com
Jamie has turned into a blueberry muffin, but I would still cover her in my frosting.
Blueberry muffins - what does it mean?
The penis after an anal cream pie. From the blueish green tint to the substance.
After doing her in the ass, she gobbled on the blueberry muffin.
Blueberry muffins - meaning
The best food ever created!!
You: dude, wanna go get some blueberry muffins?
Me: fu*k yeah!
Blueberry muffins - definition
In certain cultures, especially in military tours to Afghanistan, asking for a 'blueberry muffin' at a massage parlor means to get a hand job at the end in exchange for a big tip.
person 1: I got a massage today at FOB Shank massage parlor.
person 2: Did you get a Blueberry muffin at the end?
person 1: Yeah, it cost me an extra $20.
Blueberry muffins - slang
When a girl wears clothes that are too small, particularly jeans. Tight jeans push up the fat on her hips, which spills over the sides of the pants like the top of a muffin around the wrapper.
Also called cupcake.
Blueberry muffins
When someone, or something, bakes a whole batch of blueberry muffins just to throw them at you because you suck.
I got blueberry muffinned because, as my mother puts it, I utterly failed as a daughter :(((
Blueberry muffins
A synonym for Leinenkugel's Sunset Wheat beer, which tastes suspiciously of blueberry muffins.
Hey, let have some blueberry muffins and sit in the hot tub!
Man, someone drank the last of my blueberry muffins.
Want a PBR? Nah, I have blueberry muffins.
Blueberry muffins
Code for sex in the UK (can be used in front of parents or anyone over the age of 30)
"Hmm I really fancy some blueberry muffins rights now"