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What is a blueberry?
-THE BEST GANJA!
-Smells of fruit (i dont know the smell of an actual blueberry)
-Tastes like weed with a little bit of blueberry taste
-Better High than regular weed
-Not as hard of a burnout as regular weed
-quarter O of blueberry to my dome
- ludacris' song "Blueberry Yum Yum"
a blueberry - video
A blueberry - what is it?
Blue balls of a juvenile (under the age of 18). Derogatory form of blue balls of an adult (age 18+) insinuating the person has little balls.
Kid: "Damn bro, the chicks in our high school always gave me a mean case of blueberries."
Or
Guy 1: "fuckin nuts are aching from that chick from the bar last night."
Guy 2: " haha, u got the blueberries!"
Guy 1: "fuck you!"
What does "a blueberry" mean?
Blueberries are the blue tasty round objects you find randomly in the forest. Some theorize that they are "berries" but scientist have proved that they are in fact homes of infant aliens.
Blueberries can also be to describe a really bad situation with a survival/success rate of only 1 to 100.000.000
Some dude: Did you see those blueberries near the forest? Man, if i had the time i'd make a blueberry pie.
Other dude: wtf man, why would you eat alien infants?
Some dude: Hey dude, you look like you are in some blueberries.
Other dude: yeah man, i don't think ill live to see another day, i'm in such a blueberry.
A blueberry - what does it mean?
the best fruit in the world! soft, sweet (although sometimes sour), bite-sized! tastes bad after you brush your teeth.
Gosh I just brushed my teeth and I had blueberries... that was bad.
A blueberry - meaning
In the video game series Battlefield someone who is not in your squad, but is on your team and has a blue dot over their head and is completely useless, often a n00b. You can not communicate with a blueberry, other than in game commands which are often ignored.
Actions of a blueberry, including but not limited to:
-Facing or running in the wrong direction of an objective.
-Sitting on an objective instead of arming or defusing it.
-Spawning in a vehicle and not moving.
-Spawning as a pilot of an aerial vehicle and immediately crashing into the ground, flying out of bounds, or bailing out midflight, often resulting in death for all aboard.
-Driving a vehicle taking damage and bailing out, allowing the enemy team to capture the vehicle.
-Playing as a support or medic and not resupplying or healing teammates.
-While in a tank... shooting at a target across the map instead of the tank shooting at him or the guy standing next to him with C4.
-Locking a door or hatch behind them so you can't get on a roof.
-Steal your vehicle that you are in the gunner seat of
-Take off after you repair their vehicle instead of letting you back inside
-Doesn't know where to return flag in CTF
-Etc.
Goddamn blueberry just wrecked the helicopter upon spawn, wtf?
Come on blueberry, capture the flag!
A blueberry - definition
the blue crystal-filled bud with the fat resin coating; a strain of pot that will knock you out off like 1 bong hit; a bob of this will crucialize like 8 heads
Yo, I got sum skril and I'm gonna go grip sum o dat blueberry from da Farms!
My boy just bought a QP of blueberry, he's pushing serious weight now!
A blueberry - slang
A derogatory term used within the destiny 2 community to describe new and inexperienced players who are a detriment to the team
That blueberry's barricade got me killed.
A blueberry
The most wonderful form of marijuana to date. The bud has a beautiful blue hue to it rather than the usual green. It also gives off the smell of complete blueberries, hence the name. Although it is not the most powerful, it will still knock you on your ass.
-Yo Mario, you sure this shit is real weed? It don't smell or look like it.
--Yea man, this shit is blueberry.
A blueberry
To come up with a complete non-sequitor in a conversation. The entymology of this word began on The Geek Show Podcast when panelist Leigh George Kade would be accused of completely derailing conversations with completely irrelevant information. One day, when he wasn't there, a fellow panelist decided to "fill in" for him and shouted "Blueberries!" for no reason.
It's caught on with the audience of the show and is a recurring declaration when an irrelevant, derailing comment is made.
I'm calling blueberries on that.
You totally just blueberried.
Those are blueberry shenanigans.
A blueberry
derogitory gaming term for sombody on your team in Battlefield 3 who sucks, is not helpful and is not in your squad. Those in your squad have green icons over their head while others on your team have blue icons over their head.
"Damn blueberry won't give me ammo"
"tell the admin to kick the smurf he just keeps C4-ing the helicoptors!"