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What is push up?
Crap into an empty toilet paper roll. Plug one end with toilet paper. Stategically place crap-filled roll between toilet seat and front rim of the toilet bowl. When the next victim sits on the seat (pants around ankles) the loaded roll gets squeezed and the shit squirts out into the victims pants.
Man, I had to clean out my pants in the bathroom 'cause someone gave me a push up.
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Push up - what is it?
A term used to refer to the bras that have padded inserts to give the look that a chick has a larger cleavage than she really does.
"Her push up bra does wonders for that flat chested freak."
What does "push up" mean?
The act of raising one's self off the ground when lying down face first by sustaining an erection.
I fell out of bed when we were shaggin', but then I did a push up and she was so impressed we kept goin' all night.
Push up - what does it mean?
What the governmental board of health thinks is a test of your physical ability. Most boys can't do more than 3 1/2 and girls don't even have to do them, what kind of sissy bullshit is that?
Fat Sammy the fourth grader passed out and went into a coma after one push-up. All the kids laughed at him. Then they did the rope climb.
Push up - meaning
The act of raising oneself off of the ground using your arms, or a variation can be using your cock.
Cock pushups? Its where you lay on the ground, and let your boner lift you up...
Push up - definition
An attempt by a male to get into a woman's pants.
Sup playa, mind if I push up on your old honey?
Push up - slang
Approaching a woman on the dance floor without speaking a word, just getting straight into an intimate dance. Saves time on foreplay when you take her home.
Shorty was pushing up hard on me, we were grindin all night.
Push up
What you do when you are on top of a woman. A very relaxing excercise indeed.
I did some pushups on Suzanne and she enjoyed the workout too.
Push up
A type of ice cream in a cylindrical cone that involves the pushing up of a plunger to release the food.
The ice cream truck had popsicles and push ups.
Push up
1. A test of physical ability, involving raising one's body off the ground with one's forearms.
2. Short for "push-up Brassiere," a kind of breast support device that pads and lifts the breasts to enhance their appearance and the appearance of the relevent cleavage.
1. "I did 800 push ups, thus making me the buffest man in the world."
2. "Not only did her breasts get bigger when she started on birth control, but she started wearing push ups so now shes's got one helluva rack."