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What is blue light special?
A phenomena that occurs 2 times a day: morning and afternoon. When crawling to the coffee machine in a desperate need of caffeine, popping in the Keurig coffee pod, watching with anticipation the machine warming up, and to your horror the bright blue light pops on, thus signaling the realization the asshole who last used it didn’t refill the water container.
Joanie shuffled into the kitchen at 6am to get her much needed cup of coffee, and waited the requisite 45 seconds while the Keurig machine warmed up. Then the dreaded blue light appeared. In middle class society, Joanie was afflicted with what has become known as the Keurig blue light special.
blue light special - video
Blue light special - what is it?
This is similar to the walmart special only in this one you must be in a Super K-mart DURING A BLUE LIGHT SPECIAL and be under a clothing rack w/ such a light.
Holy balls.... i walked into That Super K-mart yesterday and i saw Justin, Molly, and Reynolds all doing The Blue Light Special!
What does "blue light special" mean?
A common summer drink consisting of UV Blue, lemonade, and Sprite or 7 Up. It is frequently served at Fourth of July parties, garnished with a red cherry and white dixie cup (to uphold the red, white, and blue theme of the holiday).
Martin and Kendra got really trashed and made some awesomely-bad decisions after drinking The Blue Light Special all night at the Fourth of July party.
Blue light special - what does it mean?
Overdosing so that the paramedics have to be called.
That blo was some uncut shit, yo, thought you was gonna pull a blue light special.
Right? Got any more.
Blue light special - meaning
Receiving sexual favors while being followed by the police.
When the cops let me up I knew I was going to jail so I asked Janine for a blue light special.
Blue light special - definition
1) An area of a KMart store where items are on sale
2) A white trash and slutty girl
1) I got these T-shirts 2 for $5 in the blue light special!
2) Marygene is today's blue light special!
Blue light special - slang
someone with multiple sexually transmitted diseases/infections
The hooker on 4th and Broadway is the blue light special, make sure you wrap your winkie!
Blue light special
COPS! This just another word for police, refering to the flashing lights off of squad cars.
You better be careful, that blue light special is cooking up outside.
Blue light special
When someone goes into the red light district of Amsterdam and pays for a transsexual instead of a female prostitute. Transvestites have blue lights as opposed to red lights over their windows, hence the name blue light special.
Taylor -"Hey Brad how was last night in Amsterdam?"
Brad-"It sucked, I payed for a hooker and she had a dick."
Taylor- "Man you got the old blue light special you dirty sailor."
Blue light special
Used in reference to a member of law enforcement. Specifically when located in their vehicle.
Yo Jose!!! Put that shit out. Damn blue light special is right behind us yo!!