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What is blow horn?
The act of sucking your own dick because it is either very long or you are very flexible.
Alfred and Jake were kicked out of the blow your own horn club when they could not reach their cocks.
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Blow horn - what is it?
Family motto bequeathed to the Forest clan in Northumberland, of which spelling variations include: Forrester, Forester, Forrest, Forster, Foster, and Forrestor. Almost to a man, this clan consists of underachievers, slackers and halfwits.
The family motto "Ombeht unforht æghwæþres sceal" has been found in many old texts. Most of which were written in the pre-Norman Conquest period. Historians and Old English scholars agree however, with the modern translation of "Hunter blow thy horn". The surprising fact is that this translation is completely at odds with its Old English meaning. Scholars have put forth the following Old English translations:
- An experiment in artificial stupidity.
- Dumber than a box of hair.
- An intellect rivaled only by garden tools.
- As smart as bait.
- Chimney's clogged.
- Proof that evolution can go in reverse.
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- Doesn't know much but, leads the league in nostril hair.
Example sentence:
Then, at the top of the crest was our family motto. It reads:
"Hunter Blow Thy Horn"
What does "blow horn" mean?
The sexual act of a man inserting his penis into the anus. While thrusting himself into a male or female anus the other partner farts. This act is considered blowing your partners horn.
Horn Blowing is when my boyfriend and I are having anal, I squeezed his stomach and he blows my horn.
Blow horn - what does it mean?
The act of sucking your own dick.
No date, no problem. His every Saturday night was taken by staying home and blowing his horn.
Blow horn - meaning
"man, that girl has her tubes tied" "aww, so you can blow your horn huh?"
Blow horn - definition
when a girl blows inside a guys ass and pulls on his dick
Joeann was risky tonight, so she gave Jim a texas blow horn.
Blow horn - slang
When you blow your load on your partner in 0 degree weather. Also you cum freezes on your partner leaving irritation
I Wanted to Alaskan blow horn my wife
Blow horn
The legendary, and most deadliest weapon to ever exist. Only the fattest and mightiest of the Akimichi may wield this ancient power. One shot from this, and an entire planet could be destroyed in an instant. How this works, is that the chosen weilder has a special type of fart gas, and when released, it can cause mass destruction. Basically, it is like a nuclear bomb that can be shot out of your booty, except it is 1 trillion times stronger.
Breaking News: A castastrophic Blow Horn Type 5 has destroyed planet Moksus.
Blow horn
While a women is giving you a blow job she grabs your balls and pulls hard down on them making you scream like a blow horn.
I went out with my girl last night and when we got home she instantly gave me a blow job. But then she grabbed my balls and pulled on them so hard that i screamed like a blow horn.
Blow horn
gay sex act started in california ( now in mid west )
on gay pride day everyone is San Fransisco takes turn on blow horn! One walks bent over, other smiles like a jackass eating shit. After 10 min they swap. Sad part they teaching mexicans cholo nasty tricks. In LA chicanos can be seen walking bent over.