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What is blast from the past?

(noun) when a long-dead transvestite eskimo faggot shoves a stick of dynamite up your pooper and blows your nigger ass to china

person #1: "Dude I no longer have an anus after my last 3 ass blasts from the past."
person #2: "Then how do you take a shit?"
person #1: "I don't really know."
person #2: "That is fuckin insane."

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Blast from the past - what is it?

The act of ejaculating in ones anus then having that person fart a cum filled mess on to your face.

John: Oh cum in my asshole so i can give you a blast from the past.

Keith: Please punch me in the face after so i can make it a a neapolitan delight

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What does "blast from the past" mean?

When you get older and look back at the young dumb days of your life. Drug use sex and country music.

Hey Randy you want to have a blast from the past?

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Blast from the past - what does it mean?

Ignore the erotic definitions made by horny teens below, but a blast from the past is something that was made from the past, but its very amazing, even to the present day.

Person 1: Whoa, Super Mario Bros for the NES is such a blast from the past!
Pesron 2: I know, right!

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Blast from the past - meaning

often used during periods of intense moments where some loudmouth has to open his mouth to ruin the enjoyment of the surrounding guests. used at unwelcome times including visits.

C - say nothing, I'll be in the other room
Voidence - Well.. blast from the past
C - did u fail to end it

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Blast from the past - definition

Food and drink induced diarrhea after a night of binging or a bender.

Watch what you eat at the garlic festival, unless you wanna rip a ripe blast from the past at work tomorrow.

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Blast from the past - slang

Giving your grandpa a blowjob and having him shoot his load in your mouth.

"Man grandpa, I sure love when you give me a blast from the past!"

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Blast from the past

The act of giving your grandfather a blowjob and having him ejaculate in your mouth.

"Hey dude, you want to hang out?"
"No thanks man, I'm going over my Grandpa's for a blast from the past."

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Blast from the past

a blast from the past is when you hook up with someone you previously dated or had history with and bust a nut on her.

"remember my ex from high school? i met her at that party and i gave her a blast from the past"

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Blast from the past

the act of thinking of (or popping up) previous sexual encounters while masturbating

i had a fuckin' great blast from the past last night man...cherie appeared in my head, you know the time in the pinewoods!

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