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What is big lion?Here is the story of Big Lion. Person 1: Bro have you heard the story of Big Lion? big lion - videoBig lion - what is it?Big lion is one of the three universal beings, alongside pheb and the merciless sun god. He is one of the last two remaining since he nuked pheb. Big lion is constantly seen by his worshippers when they summon him at their churches. His worshippers believe that he will destroy the earth and create a new, more perfect world. The only thing stopping him from achieving his dream is the merciless sun god whom will do whatever it takes to protect humanity. person 1: who on earth is that? What does "big lion" mean?An all powerful being that takes the shape of a lion, with unlimited power which it uses to control the world. It currently resides in Washington, S even though It is slightly larger than the province S. The lengths of BIG LIONS power is unlimited, it must exert its power with a shadow arm to show its strength over all countries. If any mortal wants to be spared from its wrath they must pledge themselves to eternal servitude of BIG LION or you will be eradicated like the rest of his enemies. "My father is bald from being in a 2 mile radius of BIG LION" Big lion - what does it mean?Big Lion is a powerful deity that was brought to life in SHACK, located in the 2nd Washington of the S Region in the U.S.A. He has brought destruction to the whole state, nuking Pheb, located in the A Region. He is also extremely radioactive, making any living organism go bald and flake skin in mere seconds. People who do not believe in Big Lion is trapped in a laser box and obliterated. His overarching shadow arm can also throw any object, like nuclear bombs. To save themselves from Big Lion, people must create churches and make a bi-annual sacrifice. A prophecy states that only a five-leaf clover alligator in a diamond-wheeled John Deere tractor can stop the power of Big Lion. "Big Lion..... he's so fucking powerful." Big lion - meaningBig Lion *Big Lion appears and lazers your fucking eyes* Big lion - definitionAnother name for an unreasonably large dong. "Dylan has such a big lion!" |
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