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What is benedict?

The most handsome man on the planet, he makes you laugh all the time his humor is great. He is a bit of a weirdo at heart and someone that loves doggies. He gets a bit carried away with his sarcasm but his heart is always in the right place. He has a heart of gold and loves and cares for his girlfriend.

friend: hows you and your boyfriend Benedict?
girlfriend: Benedict is the most amazing boyfriend

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Benedict - what is it?

Pronoun: A legendary figure who is the envy of his friends. All the ladies want to be with him, all the men want to be him.

Dave: Dude, that Benedict is so fuckin' cool, I just want to be him.
Bill: Me too. He gave my mum a spiderman monkeyface donkeypunch combo.

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What does "benedict" mean?

1. An expression of approval or good wishes.

2. A prayer asking for God's blessing, usually at the end of a Christian service.

3. In Christianity, the state of being blessed.


Holy people are supposed to be benediction people.

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Benedict - what does it mean?

A great person who is smart , intelligent , funny, pretty has a lot of talents , and just an all-round lovely person! (Probably has haters)

Damn I wish I was benedicte

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Benedict - meaning

Benedict. A quite guy, but opens up the closer you are to him. Low key the smartest guy you'll know and the greatest friend you'll ever have.And you'll only appreciate him most when you seek his advice or ask him for help.

Random Person: "You are Benedict, right? "
Benedict: "..."

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Benedict - definition

gayest shit ever created. Made by a monk in a cave in the 12th century when the titanic crashed. If you know anyone or any place with Benedict in their name it is most likely a headquarters for terrorists . If you are anywhere near a place named St Benedicts it is a headquarters for a group of terrorists named the Akbars who recently wiped out all of Turkey and Germany

Fucking hell its a bloody Benedict , run the fuck away you accident before you get bombed

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Benedict - slang

an aussie slang word used mainly by 'stingray' in neighbours which means to be a traitor.

you freakin benedict, i oughta kick your ass

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Benedict

A fucking asshole who always gets you angry but sometimes is fun to be around mostlly because he is funny

Guess who sold this amazing thing to me benedict did

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Benedict

(v) to fuck over; to betray; to mislead

That lunatic totally benedicted me

Wow! He should win the Oscar for benedicting us.

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Benedict

benedict is a really nice guy. if you ever meet a benedict make sure to ask him out. you wont regret it. sometimes benedict can fall out with his friends. this is because his friends are being stupid. benedict always knows best. benedict can be the best friend you always wanted. benedict also likes being milked like a cow. benedict frequently engages in sexual activity and is very good at it.

"you're dating benedict?"

"since when were you friends with benedict?"
"I saw benedict last night"

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