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What is Benedict?
Noun: a guy with an abnormally small and thick penis, the shaft of said penis resembles a miniaturized can of cola. Also normally the penis is accompanied by large, throbbing testicles.
Guy 1) Want to see my dick?
Guy 2) Yeah sure, why not?
Guy 1) There you go :D
Guy 2) WTF is that? Dude you are such a Benedict!
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Benedict - what is it?
can be an absolute bellend, but yet so gay. he likes crystal meth in his car and he will pick up any lasses off the street and take them to druggers. he also bum fucks other boys In his free time because he is so fucking gay. WE LOVE YOU SO MUCH EGGS BENEDICT JAMES BROUGHTON.
I like to fuck chickens for fun because they give me eggs benedict
What does "Benedict" mean?
A soft dude.
Also, a Soft Ass Dude
Matt Benedict is soft as shit.
Benedict - what does it mean?
An English guy whose best hobbies is lying and cheating. Someone you shouldn't hang out with if you want your reputation to be outstanding.
I found him kissing with someone else that wasn't his girlfriend. He is such a Benedict.
Benedict - meaning
noun: A traitor, a Judas. Also, a sell-out. Named for Benedict Arnold, America's most infamous betrayer (during the American Revolution).
"Callin' me Arnold, but you a Benedict/ Eazy-E saw your ass and went in it quick." -- from Ice Cube's "No Vaseline"
Benedict - definition
probably the cutest pet one can have
Females were all on me when they saw me walking my eggs benedict down the street.
Benedict - slang
Benedict is a man or so he may seem...
The brightest star in the galaxy
A wonder to our universe!
A benevolent being who if not being the sexiest man on the planet is probably being the kindest.
People of the world be prepared because one day you may meet the Benedict...Our silent guardian, a watchful protector... a dark knight.
Have no fear Benedict is here!
Benedict
The most handsome man on the planet, he makes you laugh all the time his humor is great. He is a bit of a weirdo at heart and someone that loves doggies. He gets a bit carried away with his sarcasm but his heart is always in the right place. He has a heart of gold and loves and cares for his girlfriend.
friend: hows you and your boyfriend Benedict?
girlfriend: Benedict is the most amazing boyfriend
Benedict
Pronoun: A legendary figure who is the envy of his friends. All the ladies want to be with him, all the men want to be him.
Dave: Dude, that Benedict is so fuckin' cool, I just want to be him.
Bill: Me too. He gave my mum a spiderman monkeyface donkeypunch combo.
Benedict
Benedict. A quite guy, but opens up the closer you are to him. Low key the smartest guy you'll know and the greatest friend you'll ever have.And you'll only appreciate him most when you seek his advice or ask him for help.
Random Person: "You are Benedict, right? "
Benedict: "..."