What is beiber?

I cant believe I lost all my ish on my computer because I was beibered. I should have known better and just watched internet porn.

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A horrible, mind crippling, disease that is passed by horrible radio stations and delusional fans of disgusting music.

Nate: why are you bleeding out of your ears?

John: I seemed to have contracted beiberitis

the period of growth of a child well before they reach puberty; espescially when they are at an age where they shouldve hit puberty years ago,

Poor kid, he's only Beiber and his 15!

Another word for Bitch. Can be used to describe an unpleasant person or event.
Derived from the singer Justin Beiber.

That guy is such a Beiber!
Beiber Please!
It was raining like a Beiber last night.

A homosexual act when a man is giving a deep throat blowjerky to another man while simultaneously roughly fingering his hairy anus.

Did you hear that Justin now has a colon problem. Yea, I bet it is due to the violent Beiber he so graciously received last night.

When a twenty-something female gets checked out by a young male between the ages of 13-16, who looks like Justin Beiber.

Person 1: Omgosh - did you see that kid? He just checke me out!
Person 2: Girl, you've just been beiberized!

An insulting term with more merit than racial or homophobic slurs. The most insulting thing that anyone could ever be called.

"I can't believe this shit, this is so Beiber!"
"Dude stop being so Beiber."
"That's Beiber"

A beiber is a very small penis. Usually under 4 inches.

John was embarrased when everyone found out he had a beiber.

beiber/bee-bur/v. the act of a baby pushing spoon-fed food out of his mouth, such as; strained carrots, spinach or yummy pear sauce

Did you taste that Cackalacky Pumpkin Ale?" I just had to beiber it.

I did nothing but beiber all Saturday night.