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What is behooves?
To embarass, befuddle, cross someone up so bad so that their ankles break
Jamalcom was behooved by Jamarcus so bad that his ankles broke and he began crying as Jamarcus harlem-shaked and the ladies flocked to him cuz he's a P.I.M.P.
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Behooves - what is it?
1. To Confuse
2. To cross up in a way in which the opponent's ankles are shattered and the behoover partakes in a ritualistic dance (i.e. Harlem Shake) with a member of his own team. This eventually leads to the person who has been behooved to be booed off the court, only to be raplaced by another unsuspecting player.
Get off da damn court Jamarcus, u just yo ass behooved by Jamalcom. Fo shiggety.
What does "behooves" mean?
to remove hooves from any stable animal.
comes from the ancient word hannah, the cow.
I just behooved hannah the cow.
Behooves - what does it mean?
Shocked, astonished, astounded, baffled, flabbergasted, BLOWN AWAY !
I am BEHOOVED by that .
Behooves - meaning
Used by Charlie Sheen in the series Two & A Half Men, it basically means benefit.
It would behoove you to eat with your mouth closed on a date.
Behooves - definition
A word that pretentious snobs use to sound like 16th-century douchebags.
D.F. Baggerson III: "I use words like "behoove" so people will assume that I'm cultured and refined."
Behooves - slang
Puzzle, confuse; to be taken aback in such a way that Darren Fleet has no explanation.
What behooves me is how some of y’all talk about how Darren Fleet doesn’t know how to use the word behooved when y’all don’t know the difference between your and you’re.
Behooves
To be advantageous to or appropriate.
"Supposin you wanted to go hiking in the woods with Ralph, it would behoove you to wear nice boots."
Behooves
A favorite word among dumbass Navy Chiefs and fresh Ensigns. Bonus points if they pronounce it “bee-who-of”
Just to piggyback off what DIVO said, it would behoove you to update your NFAAS.
Behooves
v. To be necessary, appropriate, or proper. This, by the way is NOT SLANG but I at least congratulate you on making a post where you don't mention your favorite foods or should've-been-aborted daughter.
BTW, "behooves me to want to" is a grammatical attrocity.
Andi's numerous nonsensical posts behoove me to vomit.