|
|
What is beats by dre?
Noun- the act of masturbating while listening to porn on a pair of Beats by Dr. Dre
Guy 1- Did you watch that video i sent you?
Guy 2- Yea, and I used it to pull a Beat Off by Dr. Dre
beats by dre - video
Beats by dre - what is it?
insanely good earbuds from Dr. Dre & Monster. They have really good bass, yet still manage to sound great with everything else. Find a good deal on eBay if they are too expensive.
A million times better than the shitty apple earbuds
Lame Earbud User: Dude my apple earbuds go so hard man!!
Cool Earbud User: No they don't, you are just stupid; try my beats by dr. dre tour earbuds.
Lame Earbud User: *experiences an orgasm in the ear* Wow, these are a million times better!
What does "beats by dre" mean?
Why would you buy a pair of good earbuds when you can get these for twice the price and half the sound quality? Shit son, they're even endorsed by Dr. Dre himself, and, like any celebrity, he wouldn't make false claims about product quality in exchange for large piles of money, right?
Sarcasm aside, these earphones are piles of shit (even when you get a pair that isn't a cheap knockoff from China). The only people who think they're "quality engineered" (according to none other than Monster's marketing department) are people who have never before used earbuds other than the even shittier Apple earbuds included with iPods/iPhones, or spent more than $10 on a pair. They only spent the money on these after seeing them in the latest pop/rap video on MTV, and decided to spend way too much because someone famous said they're cool.
Seriously, spend your money on something better, like Klipsch, Bowers & Wilkins, Sennheiser, Etymotic, Sony, V-Moda, and pretty much anything else that costs more than $60 and isn't endorsed by a celebrity.
Though if you only listen to Nikki Minaj or Justin Bieber, then fuck it, you only care about the bass and/or being popular, so go ahead and blow your parents' money on them.
"Cool" Earbud User: Hah, u dumb Apple earbud user, u should try my Beats by Dr. Dre Tour headphones and experience an ear orgams.
Normal Person: Um, these are Klipsch S4i earbuds, just because they're white doesn't mean they're Apple. And I'm guessing you define "ear orgasms" as "ear drum-raping levels of bass"? Here try these.
"Cool" Earbud User: What the fuck, what, what is this I'm hearing?!
Normal Person: It's called sound quality, something you look for when you listen to music that isn't just bass with autotuned lyrics.
Beats by dre - what does it mean?
A crap pair of headphones. See Bose.
"I got some Beats by Dr. Dre headphones. Man do I regret this."
Beats by dre - meaning
The best headphones in the world with precision-engineered, advanced speaker design, powered amplification, and powered noise cancellation, you hear music the way today’s top artists and producers want you to hear.
Kelz: Hey, what are those sexy headphones you got?
Dom: They're the Beats By Dre, the sound quality is AMAZING, plus they do look really SEXY too!!
Beats by dre - definition
Overpriced cheaply made fashion accessories designed for people with a expensive taste and with little to no brain cells
Guy 1 yo dawg I got a pair of Beats By Dre
Guy 2 you mean expensive pieces of shit overpriced dollar store headphones, you should of bought Parrot Zik headphones.
Beats by dre - slang
An overpriced and overrated audio company that sounds horrible. These headphones shouldn't be even marketed as headphones and should instead be marketed as a fashion accessory. though, recent models sound somewhat better than prior models the price is not justifiable and still sound like trash compared to other headphones of its price range.
Comparing the sound of these headphones to other headphones of the same price range would be like comparing a bicycle to a super car.
Person 1: look at these Beats by Dre I bought
Person 2: ignores person 1 and wears Sennheisers
Beats by dre
Overpriced headphones for overpriced phones worn by teenagers who don't know shit about music and thinks its so cool to own them. The worst thing is that apple just bought them.
After borrowing Sepo's Beats by Dre i made short trip to the dumpster and threw them in there without remorse , and proceeded to buy him a pair of Panasonic's for just 7$.... Later that day......
Sepehr " hey bro can i have my beats back"
Me " they in the dumpster where they belong."
Sepehr " (Detonates Himself) Face Book "Active 2 seconds ago"
Beats by dre
A very expensive necklace worn by troglodytes who think random blurts of bass notes is music. Made of plastic and prone to snapping when actually used, they are considered useless for listening to music made by actual musicians. The fact you see them ever so "subtly" advertised in every popular music video of the past two years should be enough to prove they're nothing more than a branded fashion accessory.
Parent "I spent $200 on these Beats By Dre headphones, why the hell aren't you using them to listen to music?"
Kid "Holy shit, I can listen to music on these?"
Beats by dre
the best headphones known to man. they were made by dr. dre, and have the best sound quality known to man. they come in different colors and some versions are wireless. also the freshest (best looking) headphones to wear.
Tommy: yo are those beats by dre?
bob: yea they are AMAZING
Tommy: damn, thise are fuckin fresh to death