Definder - what does the word mean?

What is earbuds?

when two men ejaculate in a male or female recipient's ears

me and xenu gave katy perry white earbuds last night

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Earbuds - what is it?

the amount of time it takes to react to something; usually slowed by the noise-canceling effect of wearing earbuds.

guy 1: hey dude, i'm gonna totally pants Will over there, he totally won't hear it coming sinse he's wearing earphones.

guy 2: nawww dude, Will has some serious earbud reflex, don't even try it.

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What does "earbuds" mean?

When you use the shitty buds that apple gives you and it stretches out the inside of your ears to fit in place. Thus causing the ear ache.

Dude one: Shit man! What happend to your ears?!?!
Dude two: What?!?!?!
Dude one: Their all deformed!!!!!!
Dude two: WHAT DID YOU SAY?!?!?!
Dude one: Shit man. You're gonna have one hell of an earbud ache.

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Earbuds - what does it mean?

Boys that wear earbuds are automatically less toxic and more sweet than those that wear airpods. They are usually softer and kinder because they don’t necessarily care about things in the material world. Sources say it’s 100% scientifically factual.

β€œLook at that kid wearing earbuds, he’s so sweet!” β€œYeah, he’s a great example of The Earbud Theory”

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Earbuds - meaning

Rat earbuds are earbuds made from a pair of ears off a dead rat's carcass, along with some spare wire. The ears of the rat function as the buds that go in your ears, while the wire functions as the cord and aux plug. Not as good as normal ear buds, but will do in a pinch.

Crafting requirements:

x2 severed rat ears

x1 spare wiring

x1 salvaged aux plug

Johnny broke his air pods and didn't have the money for a new pair so he fashioned himself a pair of rat earbuds for now until he gets paid on Friday.

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Earbuds - definition

The sexual act in which the man ejaculates into his partner's ear canal.

She couldn't hear anything right after I finished giving her a huge earbud.

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Earbuds - slang

Busting a nut in someone's ear

Me and Sarah are going to be earbudding tonight.

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Earbuds

Magical devises that transport you to another demension and get you away from all your problems.

I can't hear you. My earbuds are in.

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Earbuds

That annoying piece of shit rubber that penetrates your ears. The bass explodes loudly with the earbud/s (can be used plurally).

"Chelsey, you ripped my earbud out!"
"Chelsey, you ripped my earbuds out!"

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Earbuds

poor people’s airpods

broke person : yo do you know where i can buy some earbuds
person with airpods : sorry man i dont speak broke

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