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What is beanstalk?

slang term for male masturbation

Little Timmy's mom was pissed when she caught him Jackin' the Beanstalk

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Beanstalk - what is it?

having a long, slow wank

'He's been in there for hours Cuthbert, i reckon he's jacking the beanstalk again!'

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What does "beanstalk" mean?

A cute and tall guy

Blaizen is a beanstalk.

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Beanstalk - what does it mean?

When a person is just being an annoying human being or doing something legendary.

P1: Do you know who Grace is?
P2: Yeah she's such a BEANSTALK

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Beanstalk - meaning

A cute tall guy named Blaizen

I like this guy, he is such a beanstalk

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Beanstalk - definition

It's the masturbation of an extremely large penis, such as that of a mythical giant.

I'm bored, what do you say we go beanstalking. I believe she was jackin' the beanstalk.

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Beanstalk - slang

A female, usually caucasian, who exclusively dates hispanic men.

Naah white boy, forget about her.. she's a total beanstalker.

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Beanstalk

a tall manly woman.

DAMN, Anna Bectold is a fucking beanstalk !!

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Beanstalk

Founded by the infamous Ryan Bean of C Town, Michigan. A "beanstalk" is a large amount of alcohol taken all at once. To a casual drinker a beanstalk could put you out for the night but for Ryan or anyone from C Town, a 2-3 beanstalks will get them drunk. Usually a normal glass (not a shot glass) is filled anywhere from 35%-100% full of 5 o clock vodka. If the liquer in the glass is not 5 o clock vodka then you are just drinking a shit load of liquer but no beanstalk was taken. In order to perform beanstalks properly, only 5 o clock vodka can be used. A normal beanstalk can get up to about 4-5 shots in one, but are heard to reach levels of 8-9 at one time.

Warning: Beanstalks are not for the sociol drinker, slam a bean stalk if your down to go to black out town.

FUCK!

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Beanstalk

an extremely tall mexican person.

a.) "Dude, did you see that new kid from Mexico? Felipe?"

"Yeah man, that kid is a friggin beanstalk for sure."

b.) "You wanna watch the highlights of the Mexican basketball team?"

"Sure. Are they all beanstalks or what?"

c.) "So I was watching The Longest Yard today ... that one dude was a total beanstalk."

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