Definder - what does the word mean?

What is basstard?

A really dumb fish.

"These stupid basstards are just jumping into the boat! I don't even need my fishing pole!"

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Basstard - what is it?

A group of socal fisherman that mainly target spotties at night.
These guys normally fish at night so the public does not see all the ass grabbing that is going on. You can tell you are coming up on a group of these "salty basstards" by the strong odor of latex and Vaseline as you get closer

Did you guys see hear about salty basstards catching monster 10" spotties last night

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What does "basstard" mean?

"Larry Basstard" Wannabe: Self Proclaimed: Failures: The Xanax King, lethal weapon, Child Killer of lives, Wannabe biker, Hells Angel, weapons specialist, Veteran dishonorable discharge, Self proclaimed bike mechanic, drop-out, G.E.D. Thief, Murderer, Property destruction, Evicted, Unwanted Impregnator.

Don't turn me into a Larry Basstard!

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Basstard - what does it mean?

Someone who must alway start a fight over getting to play the "Bass" over the "Guitar" when playing Guitar Hero, or Rock Band.

Also See Guitard

Joe: I am playing Bass, the Guitar is stupid so you can play it.

Mike: Quit being such a Basstard, We can switch every other song

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Basstard - meaning

A Basstard is a douchebag who insists on turning the bass up very high when listening to music. The bass ends up drowning out pretty much everything else in the song and the music basically turns into mud.

What song is that idiot listening to? I can't tell because the bass is too high. what a basstard!

That basstard doesn't even know what he's listening to. It's all just an auditory mass of sludge. He spent a lot of money on his retarded car stereo system too. Just so that he can listen to mud and vibrate his car to pieces.

The basstard was musically retarded.

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Basstard - definition

better version of bassholetard; bastard combined with ass

a lot easier to say compared to bassholetard

That guy over there is such a basstard

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Basstard - slang

basstard

a snappy (that i thought i invented:P) come-back to counter being called a gaytarist. (guitarist)we all know guitar is better than bass! ;)

example of using basstard in an every day musicians life

2 dudes sitting, followed by being bored and silent

dude1: oh my god ur such a dick
dude2: that was random....u GAY-tarist
dude!: WHAT??? guitar is better than bass man...ur such a BASS-tard.
dude2: ooooohhhh touche, mate, touche.

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Basstard

A person who is very good on a bass guitar.

"Dude Josh is a real basstard" (Pronounced base-tard)

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Basstard

A person who turns up their music so loud you can hear the bass outside of the area it is being played, especially in your own apartment/house/car.

"Man, I got no sleep last night."
"Why?"
"The basstard who lives above me was at it all night with that obnoxious techno music."
"The basstard's still alive?"
"Yeah."
"Then whose coffee did I poison...?"

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