What is monster?

A penis which is inordinately large in either length or girth or both.

At Jimmy's party last night, I hooked up with Paul who had an absolute monster. I didn't think it would fit, but I found some lube and condoms in Jimmy's sister's nightstand. The condom didn't fit, but with the lube, we worked him in. I think my hymen must not have been completely gone because I bled more than I did last year when I lost my virginity at the junior high graduation party.

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Monster - what is it?

a movie about a prostitute that had been raped as a child and abused. she grows fond to a naive teenage girl and they soon run away together. although she quits prostitution, she seems to have an uncontrollable rage to kill men that engage in prostitution acts. she is later sentenced to death, denying the teenage girl had nothing to do with it. their undying love remains even after her execution in 2002. based on a true story.

1. whoah...killer prostitute sex shows a teenage brunette fondling their tits.

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What does "monster" mean?

1. Big hairy thing that hides under your bed between the ages of 1 and 1O.
2. A popular energy drink made by mountain dew that pretty much gives you a headache the day after you drink it.
3. The nickname of SCLA Crip Kody Scott, who is now in San Quentin.
4. An unusually large penis.
5. An unusually large piece of shit.
6. A movie about a prostitute who kills men.
7. A slang term for the AIDS/HIV virus.
8. Anything huge; massive amounts of.
9. Awesome, cool, "beast."

1. "Daddy, I'm scared there's a monster under my bed."
2. "Man. That Monster was soo good. I'm about ready to go shoot some b-ball."
3. Kody Scott was once called a "monster" by the media, and the name stuck.
4. "Damn!! Have you seen Brody's MONSTER?!"
5. "Ah that was a monster."
6. "Have you seen the movie 'Monster?' It was horrible."
7. "Duude. Did you hear that Shafreeka has the monster?"
8. "That was a monster pool."
9. "The Saturday game was MONSTER, man." or "I'm monster at football, dude."

VARIATIONS OF THIS WORD:
monstrous
monstrosity
monstro
monsta(h)
monsters
monstered
monstering

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Monster - what does it mean?

A young female in her teen years (13-19) that portrays an image of innocence but behind closed doors performs nasty sex acts that you would not expect from such a nice young girl. (E.g., Anal sex, Deep throat, Ass to mouth, tea bagging, rim jobs, orgies, DP, etc.)
A monster is similar to a freak. The difference is in the age and how you expect her to act biased on her outside appearance.

-"What's up Joe, how was that date last night with that hot young librarian girl? I bet she was lame."
~"Bro you are not gonna believe it, I thought that she was a geek too but I brought her to dinner and then we went back to my place for a drink and before you know it she was letting me get hot in her ass! Man that girl is a monster!!"

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Monster - meaning

1) The thing that hides under your bead when you are from ages 4-8, or later if you're weird...
2) A big-ass thing that's in a shitload of really bad horror movies, used to scare people.