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What is banana-hammock?

A small thong like bathing suit worn by a man to intentionally show off his junk. Generally it is acceptable in foreign countries, but in the USA some a-holes will don the banana hammock.

We went on a class trip to the Caribbean and Mr. Coachman wore a banana hammock to the beach. It was see through and you could see his BBC. GROSS!

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Banana-hammock - what is it?

a phrase used to break uncomfortable silences or used to break up a hostile argument. ( as seen on scrubs where cox and his ex wife are arguing and j.d interjects with "BANANA HAMMOCK")

1st person - "your a s*%t"
2nd person - "your a F&%^n biatch"
Interjectable period
3rd wheel - "BANANA HAMMOCK!"

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What does "banana-hammock" mean?

A man's speedo swimsuit.

Look at all of the banana hammocks in Fort Lauderdale.

Look at all of the banana hammocks on the French Riviera.

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Banana-hammock - what does it mean?

A speedo, undergarments that hold your meat pole in a sling

"Dude, did you see that fat old bastard at the pool wearing a banana hammock?

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Banana-hammock - meaning

A man thong.

I bought my man a banana hammock yesterday for our trip to the Bahamas.

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Banana-hammock - definition

A male-thong-like bathing suit. Not for use by every man (please)! Discretion and tight-buns required.

Arnold should not wear a banana-hammock - - his modeling days are so over!

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Banana-hammock - slang

1. Male speedo swimsuit. See bender. Banana hammock came about by the comparison and the long sexual induendo of the banana to the penis and because the speedo cradles the penis like a hammock would a banana. Hence ... Banana hammock.

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Joe: This banana hammock's crushing my hardyboys. It's no mystery.

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Banana-hammock

A men's style of undergarment that holds the genitalia in a sling-like hammock apparatus, allowing the meat knot to protrude offensively. Favored by greasy Europeans at the beach, and even greasier weightlifters during competition and posedown sessions.

When I was swimming at the Y the other day, this hairy Italian hedgehog was hanging out at the pool all day showing off his silky red banana hammock.

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Banana-hammock

A thong for your schlong

What is a Sasquatch doing wearing a banana hammock at a little girl's birthday party?

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Banana-hammock

a guy's support system of friends; his right hand fellows, and the ones to always lift him up when he is down.

thanks for helping me throught this breakup, man your a real banana-hammock.

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