Definder - what does the word mean?

What is ballwasher?

An imaginary residue left on a bar of soap after it's been used by a guy (to wash his balls).

"No, I'm not gonna use your soap! It probably has your ballwash all over it."

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Ballwasher - what is it?

as if. a load of crap. ain't gonna happen. who you trying to fool?

phil was asked to dj till 4am. well thats just ballwash.

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What does "ballwasher" mean?

One who proceeds to wash the man ball in their moulth. uses much tongue and enjoys it thrurrowly

"Mike Roper i a bigtime Ballwasher."
"Yeah,i know he slobbed my nob a while ago."
"Sucks at paintball too."

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Ballwasher - what does it mean?

a phenomenon that happens to males while pooping on an oversensitive auto flush toilet.

Steve: I was taking a dump at Home Depot, reached down to answer my phone, it triggered the autoflush and it drenched my sack.

Jeremy: Dude, sounds like you got a ballwash.

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Ballwasher - meaning

1) Someone who believes in the globe theory.

2) Some who simps for NASA.

3) A Nerd that spews squiggly math and science.

4) Being Ballwashed is a mental issue.

-Look at Frank getting angry and belittling at that flat earther. He is showing clear signs of ballwashedism. (what a pathetic loser)
-Paul sleeps in a rocket ship bed at 30+yr old and stays up all night watching space movies. Paul is ballwashed.

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Ballwasher - definition

1: a pathetic loser

2: a lazy sloth of a person

3: In the workplace, one who doesn't carry his/her own weight,making others pick up their slack.

Mark " Carl banged in sick today because he knew we would be busy"

David " Carl's a fucking ballwash"

Mark " Carl's a douchebagging ballwash, piss on him"

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Ballwasher - slang

more intense/pitiful form of sucking up

Joe Says "Peter is sooo cool!"
Tom says "Stop ballwashing him!"
Matt says "Damn Ballwashers..."

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Ballwasher

This a person who has not yet evolved on the genetic level to even pass as a human being. One who is a ballwasher is slime. Crud. The stinking steaming pile of shit on the bottom of your shoe. They would sell out their own mother if it meant they had to ballwash to gain power.

"I am going to bring in cookies to share with the office and I will bake some muffins for the boss"

"Hey Look at that ballwasher going into Darrens office again!!!"

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Ballwasher

One who washes balls with the assumption that his/her preferred method of doing so is orally.

This term is used as an insult.

That guy is such an ass rubbing, ballwasher.

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Ballwasher

corporate ass kisser. sending e-mails to the entire office everytime one does something insugnificant and trivial in order to make themselves appear to be a hard worker.

hey everyone, i just refilled the printer because it was out of paper.
hey everyone, i just cleaned the silverware in the back because it was dirty, please clean your silverwear.

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