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What is baldock?
To pull a henry baldock is to be born into excessive amount of money. Also know as a trust fund baby
The guys dad is an investment banker, he's a henry baldock
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Baldock - what is it?
a small town in north hertfordshire. fuck all ever happens, leading to the nickname "baldcok" as it is so bad. filled to the brim with bullshitters (coppin) who think they're hard. hopefully he'll leave soon, or die of chronic boredom. dominated by tesco.
Welcome to Baldock, the muff capital of the world, stick your wellies on lads because you'll be knee deep in clunge as soon as you get step into this clunge-ridden town. the weather is usually shit...so put up your brollies since you'll be dripping in fanny!
fuck off mate, stop lying.
What does "baldock" mean?
A rare species of upper class Englishmen, that from birth have been mistaken for 45 year old men. With an accent that makes molten toffee drizzled over caramel look rough, a Baldock is quite simply a pussy magnet. This is true, unless a Baldock is called Josh, in which case none of the above applies, and women actively avoid contact with him, so as to not to be encompassed by his long clammy hands, which he uses to play the saxophone on occasion.
'Hey, did you see Josh Baldock?'
'Yeah, nothing like the other Baldocks, damn he is square.'
Baldock - what does it mean?
When two or more fully grown males don multicolored yoga pants, remove there shirts and then as if drawn together like hot sweaty man magnets they scissor each other to the point of orgasms. Sometimes done to very intense gabber music. Most often done in a dimly lit forested area.
Me: "Damn, was that you Baldocking in that Bush?"
Daren: "yeah I needed a full release"
Baldock - meaning
(v.) The act of reaching out to greet another person with handshake but at the last second reaching down and giving a couple soft pats to the other persons pelvic region.
At the end of the game the two players skipped the handshake and instead baldocked.