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What is bagles?

Glazing a ring of cum around someones asshole

gave my girl a mayo bagle last night.

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Bagles - what is it?

a money hoarding no life who mooches off all of his friends

No Slinky, you cant have any more; damn jew bagle.

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What does "bagles" mean?

A spinoff of The Houdini The Birmingham Bagle involves tricking your woman into thinking you're about to do something you're not. As you're about to finish off, pretending you're about to Peter North her so she closes her eyes, and opens her mouth. You pretend to be jerking it to trick her into thinking she's about to recieve a seimen bath, this is when you turn around very stealthfuly and unleash either a fart, or a diarrhea mess on her face and in her mouth. The Birmingham bagle is one of the hardest moves to pull off in history, and works much better if you have the runs.

You might as well call me the champ cause just last night, I gave April the Birmingham Bagle! Huzzah!

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Bagles - what does it mean?

refers to the computer virus infection due from a worm.

this fucking bagle got into my computer!!!

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Bagles - meaning

When you're a stupid shit and can't spell bagel correctly

Oh there's John, he spells it like bagle, no wonder the military's here.

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Bagles - definition

To bowl a game in bowling where you score less than 100 points and get a double gutter. Named for the "0" that show up when you gutter at some bowling alleys.

Person 1: Dude, I just bagled for the third time in a row!

Person 2: You know what coach said, 'Bagle, and I'll stone you to death'.

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Bagles - slang

bagling - n - 1.) a bagling is a fry dislodged from the frypod and resides in the bottom of the tasty fast food's bag, which becomes inedible after touching the bottom of the bag 2.) a douche-bag's apprentice, aka his douche-prodigy

1. Dude why the hell didn't you hold the bag, now there are baglings and those damn baglings taste like shit.

2. I feel so bad for that girl, her douche bag boyfriend brought his bagling on their date.

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Friend:Hey why is there a pentagram in your room
Me: Join bagle

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Bagles

Acronym meaning to Bust A Gut Laughing. Bagl is used in electronic exchanges such as texts, or posts on social networks.

Dude, Rozanna's comment just made me bagl!

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Bagles

For any dumbass who cant spell bagel

That was a very good bagle I made.

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