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What is bag of dicks?

A group of game developers who have set the bar so high for unusual levels of dickness and 'out of the way fuckery' who most definitely work for rockstar/take-two interactive. Most notably for cars pulling out in front of you 'at random,' businesses getting robbed within 4 hours of being setup and only being in your MC for like half an hour and getting the cops 'randomly' right after calling them off without even hitting a cop car.

These bag of dicks at rockstar parked my chopper under a light pole, dafuq?

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Bag of dicks - what is it?

An expression used to describe how terrible a situation is.

this exam sucks worse than a bag of dicks.

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What does "bag of dicks" mean?

Someone who is so much of a dick, he/she surpasses normal levels of dickery, transcending the title of a singular "dick" to achieve pluralized "bag of dicks" status.

My manager Greg is a bag of dicks.

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Bag of dicks - what does it mean?

Before the invention of pie, there was a need for a food to use in eating competitions. The food used became the penises of dead villagers. Since homosexuality was viewed as "wicked" in the days of yor, and the homosexuals typically won the penis, or dick, eating contests, it was a quite insulting remark at the time to utter to a fellow villager. Since then, the remark has lost some meaning, but remains insulting nonetheless.

Mr. Yegendorf, you're my lawyer and supposed to be trustworthy, but I don't think I can trust you anymore!

Oh? Well as your attorney, I advise you to eat a bag of dicks.

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Bag of dicks - meaning

An expression popularized by Louis CK in a comedy routine in which he explains his experience while sitting in bumper to bumper traffic on the Hollywood freeway. He pissed off another driver that yelled to him "Eat a bag of dicks!" The comedian found humor in an insult involving a bag of dicks from a motorists that was as dumb as a bag of hammers. With hammers every problem looks like a nail, with A Bags of Dicks you can cope with all the cunts on the freeway at rush hour.

I couldn't believe that he told me to "Go eat a bag of dicks!" I mean, who keeps dicks in a bag?

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Bag of dicks - definition

A man who is such a dick, he isn't just a dick, he is a bag of dicks.

Troy is a selfish fucking fat bag of dicks.

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Bag of dicks - slang

When a guy is being a complete asshole

John is being such a big bag of dicks tonight!

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Bag of dicks

N. A bag--can be paper or plastic (or even a burlap sack)--filled with various shapes, sizes, and colors of disembodied/severed penises; commonly used to describe an unattractive situation or proposition

person A: Did you get married yet?

person B: No. My fiancee ran off with my best friend.

person A: That's a bag of dicks.

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Bag of dicks

1. someone who is exhibiting behavior normally associated with douchebags / generally acting in a douchey manor
2. literally, a bad of dicks (obsolete)

Hey, was it me or was Roger a real bag of dicks at that meeting yesterday?

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Bag of dicks

Noun/adjective. In the top five of worst things imaginable. Picture a burlap sack of severed, bloody dicks. Yep, pretty much the worst thing ever.

I can be used in many contexts, describing smell, emotion, taste, sound, disgust, etc.

"I drank too much last night, and now this morning I feel like a giant bag of dicks."

or

"This dead prostitute smells like a bag of dicks."

or

"Cheryl's liver and onions were horrible. I would have rather ate a bag of dicks."

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