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What is back porch?
When the crazy you are seeing/dating/fucking stalks you to point that he/she is standing on your back porch "to talk".
Man, I had back porch crazy at my place, wanting to talk about our future. I was freakin' out and hid the bunny.
back porch - video
Back porch - what is it?
a bushy patch of hair located in the buttocks region
Damn she's fine I hope she has a back porch rug
What does "back porch" mean?
Debbie's back porch AKA: Debs or Debs-mauth is the most ghetto redneck bar in Land O Lakes, Florida. If you want to find some crazy snookers and get roofied by Roofy-Ray check it out! Also has mad-bowling game to play when snooked up, watch out for the jello-shots and the canook!
Hey man are we going to Debbies back porch tonight to get some snookers and pick up some Racetrack hotties?
I don't know man I don't want to get roofied by Roofy-Ray, make sure you cover beer.
Awh come on we can get some debs-mouth.
Back porch - what does it mean?
The type of bud cops can't smell from the street, but still gives an adequete high.
Guy 1: "Hold on, man. There's a cop patrolling the street." Guy 2: "Ha, not a problem. This is 100% pure back porch weed. Only thing he'll be smelling is the wrap." Guy 1: "Ahhh, you got that back porch bud, I got you"
Back porch - meaning
The act of penetrating a pen light fully into someone's ass while the light is on and facing out. Then turning out the lights in the room creating total darkness except for the back porch light.
Bengy went over to Harvey's house last night and left the Back Porch Light on all night.
Back porch - definition
a term used by unhip father-in-law when trying to use the phrase "Junk in the trunk".
That girl looks good in those jeans, she got "junk on the back porch".
Back porch - slang
the magnificant art of when a male is lucky enough to be granted the oppertunity to explore the depths of a females poop chute.
also see, front-porching
me: watcha wanna do tonight? *giggles*
dan: mhmm, i was thinking maybe back-porching it baby *grins*
me: okay! i totaly agree!! *bends over*
dan: oh, i fucking love your leaky fish tank *winks*
Back porch
Verb. To take a shot by having it poured down the back and ass crack of a man, usually after losing a bet.
My mouth is on fire after back porching fireball.
Back porch
I blew my load in Wanda’s back porch and laughed my ass off!
Back porch
A large, curvy womans ass , or the rear profile of a woman with a very generous rear view of her larger than normal buttocks.
Usually associated with the hour glass figure type of woman, where the ass is suprisingly large.
Did you see the back porch on her? The term "back porch" is over emphasized in a conspiratorial tone of voice, to ensure that the listener understands that one is referring to a womans body.