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What is baby dick?

An extremely tiny penis. Any guy with a baby dick belongs in panties, will be a virgin for life and deserves to be made fun of and humiliated forever.

Girl 1: Did you hear that Kevin has a baby dick?
Girl 2: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Girl 1: He definitely needs to be in panties!
Girl 2: And you know he'll be a virgin for life for sure!!
Both girls: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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Baby dick - what is it?

A little penis that's way too tiny to please a girl! The guy is usually a sissy and will never, EVER get laid in his lifetime!

Kevin has such a little baby dick, he'll never get laid. He'll just have to jack off his tiny little baby dick for the rest of his life.

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What does "baby dick" mean?

a penis having characteristics of that of a baby

Wesley has a baby dick; it's so small

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Baby dick - what does it mean?

A little itty bitty tiny penis that can barely be seen. Usually under 3-4 inches. Not something you are proud to show people. Upon being asked this question one with a baby dick will usually be hesitant out of fear from showing said baby dick.

I have a little baby dick.

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Baby dick - meaning

A dick that is so cleanely shaven it looks like one from a baby

Alexey is a baby dick.

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Baby dick - definition

A very very tiny penis. One as small or smaller than a babies penis size. Usually no more than 1 inch flaccid, and no bigger than 3 inches hard.

The last girl i was with used to always tell her friends about me saying "Gaz has a tiny tiny dick! Its a baby dick, only smaller! hahaha"

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Baby dick - slang

adult penis being same size or smaller than a babies penis

my baby dick is only 2 inches when fully erect and im 26 yrs old. (true)

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Baby dick

Undeveloped genitalia which is indicative of a prepubescent male baby.

Aidan: Man i cant find a condom that fits my dick!
Andy: Thats because they dont make condoms for baby dicks.

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Baby dick

An extremely tiny penis that is no more than 2 inches or so.

When Ryan's pants fell down, we all saw he wasn't wearing underwear. So Jordan pulled out a magnifying glass and held it to his teeny tiny hairless baby dick as we all laughed outrageously!

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Baby dick

person with a penis the size of a babys

andy a.k.a. baby dick

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