Definder - what does the word mean?

What is asswards?

adv./adj.

adverb: similar to backwards, but when someone is so entirely ignorant about a situation or circumstance that they make a Jack Ass out of themselves implementing incorrect procedure or protocol, and defending the same.

adjective: a person who cannot do anything correctly, and cannot tell their ass from a hole in the ground.

1.
(of a movement) away from one's intelligence; in the direction from one's brain to one's backside.
"he proceeded in a Jack Asswards manner"
2.
toward or in in incorrect manner.
"only a moron would have done it Jack Asswards like this."
3.
"he is a real Jack Assward person and can do nothing correctly."

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Asswards - what is it?

Late English. meaning: Really fucked up. My dad and his beer invented back asswards.

That mother fucker never figured that shit out.

He has it all fucking back asswards.

What a fucking prick.

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What does "asswards" mean?

To head in the general directions of booty.

lets go asswards to the other side of the club.

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Asswards - what does it mean?

Same as backward but adds the level of stupidity or intensity of pain in it.

He fell assward. He was driving assward.

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Asswards - meaning

This word borrowed from the expression very frequently used in Argentina "PARA EL LADO DEL ORTO/CULO"... which means "really bad"=Towards the ass

How did you do at the exam?
ASSWARDS... I got a 1.

How are you feeling today?
ASSWARDS... i can't stop feeling sick.

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