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What is assballs?

What "association football" (football everywhere else, soccer in the US) should be called.

It's called "soccer" because of the "soc" in as*soc*iation. it would be called "assball" because of the "ass" in *ass*ociation, get it.

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Assballs - what is it?

Noun (ass-ball) - a strategic defensive maneuvuer where the person wraps their arms around their legs and curls oneself into a ball shape with their ass in the air therefore making their ass vunerable to attack while all vital organs are concealed and safe from harm.

bully- "yo RYAN you owe me 10 bucks im gonna KILL you!"
ryans friend- "quick ryan curl into an assball!"

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What does "assballs" mean?

A ball related sport played with one's ass.

Cody: Hey, man, you wanna play some football?

Larry: Nah, I wanna play Assball.

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Assballs - what does it mean?

Being corn holed so deeply by an organization, co-worker or friend that their balls actually touch your ass. (Figuratively speaking, of course)

I was completely assballed by the IRS this year when I filed my taxes.

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Assballs - meaning

When someone takes a poop and stinks up the bathroom to where it’s steamy

Dad:takes a poop
Me:dang it’s hot as an assball

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Assballs - definition

When its hotter than hot

The weather:96 degreese
Me:dang it’s hot as an assball in here

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Assballs - slang

any numerous types of improvised games with a ball. Could include swatting at a rubber ball between two people, or kicking a volleyball around in a dorm room.
Much more fun than organized ball games

we had to stop playing assball cause the tv got hit and shattered.

I sometimes like to wear one of those leather biker gloves when i play assball.

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Assballs

Morbidly obese people with the appearance of two stomachs. One above the beltline and one below (the assballs area). Couple this with a tight pair of pants gives the stunning appearance of having an "ass" where the "balls" should be...Hence, assballs.
Assgina is this very same affliction, only in women.
Created by Skeets

We're going over to assballs house for a barbeque.
Assballs owes me 40 dollars.

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Assballs

When you're walking or something and your balls work their way so they're right underneath your ass. If someone looked at it from behind, you could see them just dangling there.

Also a very fun word to use to replace the nouns in a story.

I got a wicked case of assballs from all that walking we did.

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Assballs

Fecal remnants sticking to pubic hairs around anus; dingleberries; a general exclaimation of negativity.

Make sure you don't have any assballs before wearing my boxers.

This sucks assballs!

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