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What is ass rocket?

Totally or outrageously ridiculous...causing anger or contempt.

OMFG! Are you serious? You got a D...yea...that test blew ass rockets!

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ass rocket - video

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Ass rocket - what is it?

When one is so drunk, one is willing to place a rocket-like firecracker between one's butt cheeks and fire it off.

"What ho, stout Yeoman? Might I infer by thine Countenance that thou hast been tempted by The Drink?"
"Verily! In celebrating somewhat belatedly Her Royal Highness' Golden Jubilee, my Compatriots and I didst become so emboldened as to consequently suffer the following Reproach of a fine and honest Gentlewoman: 'Ye Gods, you Vagabonds, but you have become ass-rocket drunk!'"

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What does "ass rocket" mean?

Being force fed Mentos while butt-chugging Coca-Cola

My little brother's birthday party was vastly improved when my mom did a chunky ass rocket in the driveway!

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Ass rocket - what does it mean?

Poop,Terds,Crap,Shit. When you terds are shaped like rockets.

Skaz: Man i launched some serious ass- rockets when i ate that steak!
Chubbs: Wow you too!?

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Ass rocket - meaning

huge ragin homo-sexual, a man who enjoys the cock...

Elton John is an ass rocketeer

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Ass rocket - definition

Violent, destructive defication. When it is so violent that you have to strap on to the toilet seat to keep from balsting off.

1. Shane suffers from IBS, which causes him to have an Ass Rocket everyday after lunch

2. That was some Ass Rocket... i had to strp in to keep from hitting the roof.

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Ass rocket - slang

Ass Rocket is another word for a turd.

Dude, I'll be back in a sec.. gotta go fire an ass rocket.

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Ass rocket

The act of lighting a bottle rocket out of ones anus.

Dude, that assrocket hurt my anus when it shot out.

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Ass rocket

To blow a dose of cocaine into the anus through a tube, that it may be absorbed through the rectum

it was hard enough finding the coke, let alone a woman willing to give him an ass rocket.

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Ass rocket

Violent, gut wrenching defication. So violent that you have to strap on to the toilet not to be launched into orbit. Much gas is expelled along with, well, you know... the other stuff...

1. Shane suffered from IBS, so everyday after lunch he would have an Ass Rocket.

2. Wow! That Ass Rocket was so bad I had to strap in to keep from being launched through the roof!

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