Definder - what does the word mean?

What is ass coffee?

Something that smells like ass yet is similar to a coffee smell. Aka kinda smells like shit.

Girl 1: Oh my god! You like Jerry? He smells like coffee ass..
Girl 2: As if, Ashley. You're so extra, you basic bitch!

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ass coffee - video


Ass coffee - what is it?

the feeling u get after consuming way too much coffee. u can no longer trust a fart at risk u might shart, and when u use the restroom, the liquidy excrement looks and smells like a very dark roast coffee. Often leading to an itchy & burning ass.

After several cups of coffee, Mike was returning to the restroom every few minutes; it was quite obvious to his coworkers he had a case of coffee ass.

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What does "ass coffee" mean?

When the cheesecake from cheese cake factory smells like the ratchet third Simpson sister, and smells like coffee.

Hillary Duff: Ugh she's such a coffee ass!

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Ass coffee - what does it mean?

having diarrhea, or a righteous beer shit

Man, I drank about 15 beers last night and spent 4 hours brewing a pot of ass coffee.

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Ass coffee - meaning

when you drink low quality beer resulting in the next day you shit liquid in short concentrated bursts.

mike, last night that Pabst blue ribbon brewed a nice pot of ass coffee for this morning.

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Ass coffee - definition

Morning beverage that should taste fresh and uplifting; unfortunately, those who do not put effort in morning coffee create a vile beverage that is usually spit out immediately

Geoff put fresh coffee grounds into the old coffee filter this morning again; he's made ass coffee again, prick!

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Ass coffee - slang

A completely liquid bowel movement.

That Taco Bell gave me ass coffee.

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