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What is applesauced?
When the shit you just took is soooo disgustingly mushy that no wiping will clean your ass resulting in crap all over your underpants.
Man, I had some bad diarrhea last night. My shorts are stickin' up my butt. I think I got some applesauce goin' on down there.
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Applesauced - what is it?
the feeling of being an apple that was left on the tree when all the rest were harvested and then picked only to be put in a jar as applesauce.
He makes me feel like applesauce
Today i feel really applesauce
What does "applesauced" mean?
a 1920's slang word meaning nonsense
Stop talking that applesauce!
Applesauced - what does it mean?
When you eat applesuace together with someone.
We were just applesaucing together in the shed.
Me and Mary were applesaucing after school today.
I like applesaucing with you at lunch.
Applesauced - meaning
Applesauce is delicious
Applesauced - definition
1. The sauce made from apples and is mixed in with cinnamon.
2. Apparently the only thing in my best friend's house... Other than noodles.
3. The food moms feed their children when they don't have baby food.
"Applesauce, applesauce, applesauce, applesauce... Unsweetened applesauce..."
"All that was in there was applesauce."
"So then, it's agreed... applesauce.
Applesauced - slang
1. An early 90s slang word for "ridiculous" or "nonsense".
2. The ejaculate produced by Apple Inc. fanboys whenever a new apple product comes out, enters the room, or Steve Jobs speaks.
1. The sky is falling? That's just applesauce!
2. Steve Jobs announced the iPad and Mike started blowing applesauce everywhere.
Applesauced
When a person pisses and throws up on their partner leaving a slight resemblance of applesauce on their chest
Guy 1: So what happened last night?
Guy 2: I totally applesauced my girlfriend
Guy 1: Dude that's AWESOME!
Applesauced
To completely obliterate your opponent to the point at which all that remains resembles freshly splattered Applesauce.
While Playing Gears of War with Hound, I Applesauced my opponent with one shot to the chest with my Shotgun.
Applesauced
The act of a mother or father using their child to gain attention.
My Cousin applesauced the party.
My Uncle applesauced the funeral.
I was in the hospital after a car crash, but my Sister applesauced me.