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What is alley oop?
An Alley Oop can happen when a person goes to wipe their ass after taking a shit. As a the hand brings the toilet paper up to the anus, an extra little turd falls out of the ass, sticks to the toilet paper, and gets slammed back into the rim... just like in basketball.
Unfortunately, an Alley Oop usually means that the turd will be smeard around on your ass and probably require a shower.
I went to wipe my ass and gave myself an Alley Oop. Gross.
alley oop - video
Alley oop - what is it?
A song by the Hollywood Argyles about the character from the long-running comic strip. Happens to be the toughest man there is alive, also wears skins from a wildcat's hide.
That Alley Oop, he's the king of the Jungle Jive!
What does "alley oop" mean?
When you are banging a chick, pull out, come on your friends hand, and he smacks her in the face with it.
Dude, palm out, its alley-oop time
Alley oop - what does it mean?
The art of dropping a hot fudge nugget into one's own hand, then walking up to a unsuspecting victim, pulling their underwear back and then slam dunking the before-mentioned hand treasure into their undergarments.
Jermaine got his revenge on his angry boss by dropping an Alley-Oop on him.
Alley oop - meaning
This is not for the weaker man; during intercourse in the verticle, standing position; the male lifts the female onto his shoulders in one fluid motion, and performs cunnilingus.
My buddy John broke his back trying to give a fat chick the alley-oop!!
Alley oop - definition
when a girl is giving you head, right before you nut you pull out, with your hand coming down to slap her, blow your load into your hand and give her a wet slap in the face.
"so i finally pulled off the alley oop"
"no shit?"
"yeah it was amazing but she was pissed"
Alley oop - slang
An American comic strip created by V. T. Hamlin in 1932. It's mostly about the adventures of caveman Alley Oop who lives in the prehistoric kingdom of Moo and rides his pet dinosaur Dinny.
Check this Sunday's Alley Oop in the funnies. It seems like they've been running that strip forever.
Alley oop
An attempt at an alley oop in which the supposed dunker does not attempt to complete the play
...and Georgia Tech pulls the alley-oops
Alley oop
when you stretch your erection in a loop to your asshole. from there you can see how many twinkies you can shove through your alley oop
I had one of those "do it yourself" nights so instead of the average jerk off, i instead went kinky and gave myself an alley oop.
Alley oop
A play in which one player throws the ball into the vicinity of the rim and a jumping team-mate catches it and scores a basket in one motion, usually with a dunk.
Shaq made 2 alley oops in the heat game.